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"Don't Read; Might Laugh"
Used on popular forum sites such as Reddit as a warning to those who are reading post in a public place (i.e. class, funeral) where laughing out of context would seem uncouth.
DR;ML
There once was an ugly barnacle...
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byomccic&dr stands for bring your own mint chocolate chip ice cream & du-rag
Mike: "Yo man, you heard about that party next week?"
Sophisticated Individual (You): " Yeah bro I heard it was byomccic&dr!"
Mike: "Aw I need to buy another tub of Mint Chocolate Chip!"
You know, I have one simple request, and that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now, evidently, my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can't be done. Can you remind me what I pay you people for? Honestly, throw me a bone here!
From the moment I heard Frau
Said I had a clone
I knew that I'd be safe
Cuz I'd never be alone
An evil dr. shoudnt speak alot about his feelings
My hurt and my pain don't make me too appealing
I'd hope Scott
Would look up to me,
Run the business of the family
Had an evil empire,
Just like his dear old dad
Give him my love and the things he never had
Scott would think
I was a good guy
returned the love I have
make me wanna cry
Be evil, but had my feelings too
Changed my life with Oprah and Mya Angelou
But Scott rejected me
C'est la vie
life is cruel,treat you unfairly
Even so, a God there must be
Mini Me, you complete me.
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Dr. Werewolf is a noun, not a pronoun to describe the actions of a medicinal clinic that performs malpractice on any and all of its patients resulting in but not limited to extensive hair growth, beady eyes, lycanthropy, blood-loss, and immunity to Twilight endangerment.
Dr. Werewolf is in no way, shape, or form poisonous however exposure to it or Strychnine will cause death.
Dr Werewolf may also increase sexual deviancy.
If you ever experience Dr. Werewolf, be prepared to give up the booty.
He's a Dr. Werewolf, why would he even give her a rhinoplasty? That's how she ended up with a fork in her nose.
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Cartoon character from the lazer collection series. Occasionally pops up out of nowhere and shoots pure energy towards someone, violently ending their life.
Dr Octogonapus has 8 arms, a crazy deep voice, and the power to shoot rays of energy from his face hole.
KID: Hey look a dollar!
Dr Octogonapus: Doctor Octogonapus BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
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Fake bald phsycyatristwho got his start off the oprah show. He defends himself by making comments about other people's lives and in severe defense,
makes up weird phrases that no one can understand.
"I don't care how flat you make your pancakes, they got two sides!"
-Dr. Phil
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