Drum Set

Most def the coolest thing you will ever lay eyes on. Anyone who plays one is immediatly considered cool and bang-able. And yes, drummer do enjoy smashing their drumsticks into things.

"Yea man, that drummer was so cool, Pamela Anderson gave him a bj. His name was Tommy Lee and his drum set banged."

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Drum Major

Self-proclaimed god of band. Usually is described as the director's bitch, a small price to pay to make everyone else his or her bitch. Wields incredible power during the fall, but loses it during spring, where the band is undergoing what is known as "concert season". Is particularly fond of newbies and works to take them under wing quickly

The drum major gave the order to march despite the complaints of several upperclassmen.

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conga drum

When a man (or woman) is on top of a large overweight african lady and beats her breasts to the beat of a conga drum song, which is playing during the intercourse.

cobe, did u hear that jack conga drum'd that lady?

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boss drum

Apart from being the title and featuring in the lyrics to a crappy 1990s song by the crappier 1990s Brit rave dance music gravy train riders called The Shamen, no one actually knows the meaning.

'What the fuck is a Boss drum?' I inquired. 'Nothing,' came the reply. 'No one knows. No one cares.'

;That's a really nice Boss Drum you get there,' said no one ever.

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drum corp

1. One of the best unrecognized sports in the world. Including mostly brass instruments, colorguard and a pit.
2. A 'professional' marching band so to speak that tours the USA for weeks at a time. Sleeping on gym floors, riding on busses, and being fed after spending long strenuous hours in the sun for marching rehersals.

Hey Otto, did you catch that kick ass marching drum corp show during the DCI finals?

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Drum Minor

More comenly know as DMinor
the drum majors bitch
the assisitant drum major
the left overs of drum major auditions

Drum Major: YO! yell at those guys to pay attention
Drum Minor: do i always have to just yell and get shit from the band but not do anything auctually importaint?
Drum major: yup.
drum minor; why??
drum major: cause i told you so
drum minor; ok then.. damnit :

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drum major

Very talented musicians. Friends of all band members. And they conduct the band at certain events. And every one in the band loves them if not you have a sucky band.

The drum major brought the band to attention.

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