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When a man is vaginally fingering a woman and discovers a used condom full of semen inside her.
"So what happen with you and Susie?" "Man nothing. That bitch hit me with a Danish Thimble."
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External cum shot; Act of ejaculating on an anus and having the semen present on it. Similar too a Creampie the main difference being the cum is shot on to instead of in strictly an anus.
"... then pulling out and finishing right on their asshole, i had created the perfect Danish Kringle!"
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A Danish word which is frowned upon.
For satan din fede idiot.
For fuck sake you fat idiot.
Danish Swearwords
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A sexual, and extremely disturbing sexual act, in which you fist a girl in her vagina so hard, that her intestines play peekaboo throughout her asshole.
See fisting.
"I gave that bitch a danish handshake before she dumped me. LOLz0rzroflmaomg!11!"
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A Danish Surprise is the act of farting on someone's pillow.
While my wife got up to use the bathroom, I gave her a danish surprise before she returned.
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The act of relaxing one's bowels and expelling carefully aimed fecal matter from the anus into an exposed fat roll of a gluttonous unsightly woman of great mass (fat person) and then proceeding to simulate intercourse using this excrement filled fat roll.
Terry: "Yo' Dave! I just Danish Strudeled fat Jane!"
Dave: "You sick fuck Terry."
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Short for Illegal Danish Super Snacks. Illegal Danish is 20 minute video featuring various scenes of World of Warcraft and it's characters, in several comical situtations.
The main plot of Illegal Danish features a mad scientist, or rather inventor gone alchemist that wishes to steal the Illegal Danish from a guild known as the Illegal Danish. Two guild members Basutei, a paladin, and Rasi, a druid, eventaully thwart the evil doctor's plan.
Illegal Danish features nearly 100 players, 10 voice actors, original score (over 15 tracks), and some of the best special effects ever seen in a fan-based creation. Over 1500 hours in the making, the new series includes some of the well known characters characters from "Zinwrath: The Movie."
It's was realeased on 3-1-2006. And features the voice stylings of Clint Hackleman, Derek Hackleman, Amanda Baker, Kris Haughey, Kevin Haughey, Ben Bullock. It was also directed and written by Derek Hackleman, and Clint Hackleman. Lastly, the original score was written by Clint Hackleman.
Illegal Danish was entered in the 2006 Xfire Blizzard contest and won the following; 1st Place Best Comedy, 2nd Place Best Dance, 1st Place Best Music, 1st Place Best Editing and Special Effects, 1st Place Best Dialogue, and 1st Place Best Action Scene.
Illegal Danish is a World of Warcraft based fan movie.
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