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Dirty Darren

A dirty darren is when you clean the whole house cook dinner do all the washing and still don't get any.

I cleaned the whole fucking house and cooked dinner and all she gave me was a dirty darren

by Ashosist February 10, 2019

58๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


Change Darrens

To make a huge change or alteration and not address it in any way. Inspired by the 60's TV show "Bewitched", where the actor playing Darren was suddenly replaced without any explanation, Dick Sargent for Dick York.

"Dude, you showed up with that new girl after being married for 15 years; I had to keep a straight face despite the fact that you totally Changed Darrens!"

by Roland D. Lebay August 17, 2005

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Darren Criss

An hobbit from Starkid Productions, and lover of Chris Colfer, an God who portrays sassy Kurt Hummel on hit Tv drama Glee

Miarren Shipper: Darren Criss Loves Mia

Friend 1: CRISSCOLFER IS ON!!

Friend 2: *punches miarren shipped in face*

by Ryan 'crisscolfer' Murphy February 10, 2013

79๐Ÿ‘ 65๐Ÿ‘Ž


Darren Schroeder

Darren Schroeder is the editor of Funtime Comics, small press guru of Silverbullet fame, author of Mopy Comics and stand up comedian who received a standing ovation at the 2006 Eric Awards.

Darren Schroeder is a small press guru and all round funny man.

by Tiny Molasses June 7, 2006

31๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


darren holiday

A darren holiday is a trip that is planned or arranged that never actually happens.

A false promise!

I've been on 20 darren holidays this year (when in reality u've been on none)

"lets go to Babados" says Neil
"ok" replies Andy
"sounds like a darren holiday to me" responds John

by KampKev October 8, 2007

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Darren Helm

Detroit Red Wings center, who is number 43. He is the most attractive and the fastest player on the team. He is better than Filppula.

"Darren Helm" is way better tham Filppula

by Mrs.Darren Helm May 3, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Darren Fletcher

Scotlands best football player and one of manchester united's most under rated players,
He plays midfield or ne where he is asked, not given the credit he deserves purley because hes not English, if he was everyone in england would say hes brilliant

Darren Fletcher ran the park in the 7 -1 roma game, has the best passing range and hardest work rate at the club

by thom bomb May 17, 2007

14๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž