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the first of a series of pornos based on the harry potter saga
a bonerum jizzicus spell?
hell nah. its Horny Potter and The Sorcerer's Daughter on blu-ray
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On July 5th, Pakistani Daughters are free to makeout with any white guy they choose.
They are free from any repercussion that may arise from their fathers.
It has been kept secret by Pakistani fathers for hundreds of years. Instead of mistletoe, the Pakistani daughters hang bowls of Buttered Chicken from the ceiling, and any white guy that happens to stand other the Buttered Chicken gets to makeout with the Pakistani Daughter.
Dude, I just stood under the Buttered Chicken mistletoe and madeout with that hot Pakistani chick over there...amazing! July 5th is better than Christmas! I love Pakistani Daughter Independence Day!
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Really weird song about a redneck drowning his kid with really cheesy lyrics
"That's my daughter in the water everything she owns I bought her"
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An invocation used by feminists who are Christian
Let's all pray in the name of the Mother, the Daughter, and the Holy Spirit, amen
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a phrase used to describe something that is, in fact tight. Often times used when talking about drums.
When the drum head on a drum is tightened VERY tight; a cranked drumhead.
Dude! Did you hear BD's snareline? Their drums are tighter than a virgin's daughter!
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People daughter that does take other people man right thru thru....Have more unread messages than the days them living. Them could be gold diggers too, so look out fellas.
Katherine is a *Mother Good Good Daughter*
John: ur mum gay
Gerlad: ur dad lesbian
God: ur son/daughter bi
*Everyone dies*