Dave

A creepy greasy haired guy who is usually dirty looking or a rapist. His job is usually also something greasy like a mechanic or a pumper of gas.

I met this guy Dave who is definitely a rapist..........and has enough grease in his hair to fry your chicken

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the dave

Another word for cocaine. It can also be used to describe the extent at which cocaine is used and abused.

I ran into the dave last night. Yep, we got daved up until about dave thirty in the morning. I feel like the dave today.

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Dave

A married man who preys on young females.

Any one heard of Dave and Bathsheba, along with the hundreds of other women he slep with.

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Dave

Verb. To pointlessly repeat something over and over and over and over and over and over.

A reference to the TV channel Dave, which endlessly recycles BBC panel games. Not to be confused with Dave ja vue, which is the same thing but an hour later.

- " hey Dave, whatcha doin', Dave?"

- " Dave man, I'm watching Dave, Dave"

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Dave

Used to describe someone who is always hungry but never brings hit/her own food, and always steals or ask for everyone elses lunches.

guy 1 'can i have your sandwhich?"
guy 2 'dont be such a Dave, bring you own'

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daved

To have your system access removed or reduced rendering you incapable of doing your job. This usually occurs at critical times during upgrades or implementations. It is possible to be un-daved but this is usually a long and painfull process involving providing proof of why you actually do need said access.

Shit i've been daved again.

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Daved

Ditch, cheated or otherwise tricked in some some way.

I was waiting for Joe but he daved me.
Jim really daved me on that last deal.

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