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Referring to someone being robbed of something; usually an object.
Friend A: Can I see your pencil?
Friend B: No, I'm using it.
Friend A snatches pencil from Friend B
Friend C: Ha! You just got deaded for your pencil!
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1) to no longer breathe, have a pulse, or being unable to continue to be alive.
2) refering to something that is no longer cool or good. Or that has never been.
3) in trouble, started as an exaggeration but now is completely literal
4) electronic that no longer works
5) anything that no longer works or is broken
6) anything that you can't figure out how to use and you want to blame the thing
1) My dog is dead
2) I wish I hadn't gone, that was so dead.
3) When my girlfriend finds out I'm gonna be so dead.
4) My phone is dead.
5) Dude, my hand died!
6) Dammit I hate my laptop it is totally dead!
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A verb meaning to act in an angry, hateful, resentful and/or uptight way.
Can also be used when the speaker perceives the individual to be acting this way.
Forms are: dead, dead·ing
***Note that this is THE VERY WORD that founded 'The Joke'.
Mr. Burgio: GUYS COULD YOU PLEASE QUIET DOWN I'M TRYING TO TEACH HERE. IF YOU WANT TO TALK I WILL SEND YOU DOWN TO THE OFFICE AND MAKE SURE YOU'RE SUSPENDED FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK, WOULD YOU LIKE THAT?
Phil: Jesus, don't dead.
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Deadness is when you are so tired; either from taking so many sedatives or from just being so fucking tired it's unreal!
Deadness
Niall P: What's up with you cockmeist, you seem agitated...
Owen L: Nothin', just pure deadness right now, probably need a ciggie.
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A post on twitter that is so funny you laughed so hard and died.
@XYZ: I just mistakenly smoked dried horse sh*t, i thought it was weed :(
@123: *DEAD*
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Being in a state of having no life or ceasing to exist.
A typical pop star's career within four years, doubled if said pop star signs a Faustian deal with MTV or the RIAA.
By 2008, the careers of 50 Cent, Ashanti, Eminem, and Britney Spears will be dead.
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Describing (usually) a joke or something else that is meant to be funny, that is no longer entertaining, is no longer popular or is otherwise bad. Can be used to describe the joke or as a one word response to a joke
Person A tells a poor joke
Person B: Man, that joke is so dead
Person C: Dead
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