When a person wearing braces gives head.
"Simon got a decker pecker the other day, he's called in sick since"
Taking a dump in the upper part of the toilet at any Starbucks corporate or franchise restaraunt location (wi-fi not included).
After chugging a venti lowfat non-dairy soy vanilla mango latte scented with petunia, I ran to the unisex bathroom and dropped a nasty starbucks decker.
Taking a shit in a litter box.
I could not make it to the bathroom so I had to pull a lower decker in your cat's litterbox.
When an adult takes a large dump in a little kids toilet and does not flush, so the small child's parents find it and believe it was jr. who did it. This will likely cause the child's parents to freak out and take their child to the ER as soon as possible after seeing the man-sized dump their 4 year old let loose.
What the hell?? Who left a Little Decker in my sons training toilet?
A small town between Vincennes, IN and Princeton, IN. The only thing to do in Decker is either get drunk at the Decker Tavern, get high on meth, or build demolition derby cars. There are three ways in or out of Decker. You can go through state road 241 where farmers think the road belongs to them, old decker road deep in the country, or use highway 41 that is, if the road isnt being blocked by a train. You will often see half dressed children just wandering around town, walking in the middle of the street like they own it. If you want anything in Decker you either have to go to Vincennes or Princeton unless you wanna go to the gas station half a mile down the highway. The main export of decker is watermelons and cantaloupe.
"Hey! Do you live in Decker Indiana?"
"Yeah, why?"
"I'm sorry."
He is very annoying but very funny and nice. He is short but it is okay. I still like him.
Logan Decker can be any girls best annoying boyfriend!!
Taking a shit in the top part or tank of the toilet.
He pissed me off so I did a upper decker in his bathroom.