Deez on a biscuit

Dry custard mustard, Hubble tellescope, saying “ah damn my nose hurts, anyone got some poly?” When ur feeling funk, stinky n**,can u bless me a sting ? , broooo sell me a p for 20, u got a kleenex?

“Don’t mind sneeze! I got sneeze a deez on a biscuit!”

Deez Biscuits

Popeyes will bless yo soul do you here me.... DEEZ BISCUITS AHHHHHHHHH

R.I.P Vine

Them: Are you hungry?
You: Sure
Them:For what?
You: Deez Biscuits

deez nutz

whats 1+1. 2 OF DEEZ BALLS FIT IN YA MOUTH🤣🤣🙌 omg im so funny

"guys im leaving"
"leaving deez nutz in yo mouth"

DEEZ NUTZ

HA, GOTTEM

HAVE YOU HEARD OF D?
DEEZ NUTZ
Definition:LIGMA BALLS

deez what?

Deez nuts....Basically tricking someone.... Deez(These) nuts(Males two eggs under their pp)

(Man1) Hey my name is "deez"
(Man2) Deez what?
(Man1) ...
(Man1) Deez nuts!
(Man2) sighs with a grin*

Seize the Deez

(sēz thuh deez) - A way to tell a person that you usually know to "Seize the Deez", "Seize" referring to the grasp (usually sucking) of "Deez" referring to "Deez Nuts."

It is usually used as a come-back to an insult or joke. It can substitute "Carpe Diem" with "Carpe Diezem" and it can also be used to Ryhme.

- For Example

Friend 1 - Hey I just realized your ass looks like Money Mike from "Friday after Next." hahaha.

Friend 2 - Fuck you man, Seize the Deez. At least I don't look like a down syndrome ol' retarted ass child.

Friend 1 - Touché bitch... Touché.

or

Seize the Deeze on your knees please

deez nuts

1. To sarcastically berate a friend, by referencing a slang term for the male testicles.
2. To punk out a fellow military buddy (or schoolmate) by referencing your superior huevos used in casual conversation
3. To grab one's point to emphasize the importance of one's anatomy in relation to another's.

Person A: You seem not to have any holiday spirit, mind if I sing?
Person B: Sure.
Person A: Jingle bells, Jingle bells...(raising voice from low to high) Jingle DEEZ NUTS in yo mouth bitch!

Person A: Chief Dangle was looking for you.
Person B: Chief Dangle who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high) Dangle DEEZ NUTS in yo muthafuckin' mouth!

Person A: Have you talked to Colonel Craven?
Person B: Colonel Craven who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high) You've been craven DEEZ NUTS down your throat, biatch!

Person A: Mr. Al-sheiki called for you sir.
Person B: Mr. Al-sheiki who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high) Al-sheiki DEEZ NUTS on yo face!!!

Person A: Hey did you check out that new Chinese chick, Lei Tung?
Person B: Lei Tung who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high) How about you Lei your Tung on DEEZ NUTS?!?

Person A: Did you get Captain Dip to sign off on your paperwork?
Person B: Captain Dip who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high) Captain dip DEEZ NUTS in your ass bitch!

Person A: Clay Akin is lookin' pretty hot.
Person B: Clay Akin who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high)You're Clay Akin for DEEZ NUTS in yo mouth, bitch!

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