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This is the 2nd of the orders of magnitude of douchebaggery in which a person can commit. It is very similar to douchebaggery in the 1st degree; however, this accusation comes with a noticeable difference. In this degree, the accused has now become a repeat offender. The person, from here on referred to as the douche, has been charged and found guilty of 1st-degree douchebaggery by the Court of Public Opinion. Penalties for a guilty conviction on this charge are increasingly stiff, and may include:
-Immediate unfriending on facebook, snapchat, etc.
-A swift kick in the giblets
-Public mockery/ open shame
Shrek: "Hey man, remember how I had rescheduled that kayaking trip with my buddies so Jeff could make it since he bailed the last time?"
Scuff: "Of course."
Shrek: "Well, that douche bailed on me again this weekend!"
Scuff: "Word? What was his excuse this time?"
Shrek: "He said he got busy with stuff-n-things."
Scuff: "Dude, that's a load of garbage! He's my friend and all, but this sounds like a definite case of douchebaggery in the 2nd degree!"
Shrek: "I concur, Scuff. Maybe we need to get him checked into some kinda rehab before this gets worse. Anyway, how findeth the Court of Public Opinion, Jeff, on the charge of douchebaggery in the 2nd degree?"
Bystanders: "GUILTY!!!"
Shrek: "Motion carries. Unfriending on social media to be completed by midnight tonight."
Note: The sentencing for this conviction is much more severe due to the enhanced likelihood that Jeff will become an even bigger douchebag in the near future. If unattended, it is likely that he will soon commit a crime of douchebaggery in the 3rd degree; a black hole from which no friendship escapes.
Special Note: It is very rare that the Court of Public Opinion ever finds anyone innocent of a charge that is brought before them. They are a vengeful lot.
A guy who doesn't fit fuckboy stereotypes, and is either ugly or not of usual fuckboy standards- yet they still have a reputation for leading girls on and hooking up with anyone.
An alternative meaning is a fuckboy who flirts with plenty of girls but never takes it any further.
"How on Earth does someone like them pull so many girls?"
"I know right. He must be a second-degree fuckboy."
When a male finds another male attractive and has no problem doing him in the posterior or kissing him etc, but would never take it up the end. 50% of gay males are only 2nd degree gay and are cleverly disguised as co-workers and tv personalities.
I would totally do that guy...but he couldn't do me....cuz im 2nd degree gay
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An ordinal scale of intervals which outlines the madgnitudinal steps from sobriety to complete intoxication.
|Sober|
1. buzzed
2. tipsy
3. drunk
4. crunk
5. hammered
6. wasted
7. shwasted
8. plastered
9. fucked up
10. gone
"Jeez. Melissa is hammered!! I think you should make your move now. before its too late."
"No. I'm waiting till her boyfriend leaves."
"dude. By that time, she'll be gone."
-10 degrees of intoxication-
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First-degree murder: any intentional murder that is willful and premeditated with malice aforethought.
Expamle: Is when some shoot some one that counts as a 1st degree murder and you possibly receive the death penalty.
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A phrase used to say that a person has been hating so much for so long, they have actually earned a reputation of it.
Bobby: I hate that dude, he is constantly talking about her accomplishments
Jeff: I see you got your player hater degree.
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Similar to 6 degrees of separation and 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon.
Any 2 articles of Wikipedia can be connected by only using the links on the pages in 6 clicks or less. It's a fact, although not possible to prove.
"lets play 6 degrees of Wikipedia"
"okay lets connect peanut and Las Vegas"
(click)
(1)Peanut- Indonesia
(2)Indonesia - 2004 tusnami
(3)2004 Tsunami- Dam
(4)Dam- Hoover Dam
(5)Hoover Dam- Las Vegas
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