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Export democracy

Every third world country is a dictatorship and supports terrorist groups, it's time to export some democracy and "liberate these nations" Fuck yeah🇺🇲

"President, it appears that Afghanistan is supporting terrorist groups, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR GO AND EXPORT DEMOCRACY TO THEM"

by Magerful March 25, 2022

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Workplace Democracy

The ability for upper management and subordinates to work together in setting company policies, strategies, and operational functionality.

Ex. 1: "Customer ratings improved dramatically once the Board of Directors voted to enact workplace democracy among the corporation's employees"

Ex. 2:

Ernesto: "Have you noticed micromanagement has drastically subsided lately?"

Alexandra: "Yep, thank goodness the Board actually accomplished something and invoked workplace democracy."

by ImperialSaint55 June 10, 2013

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Liberal Democracy

Chrystia Freeland recently used the term “Liberal Democracy” at the WiTW Summit. It basically means how to screw over an entire country with your BS left leaning ideals.

Chrystia Freeland states “If we want to live in a Liberal Democracy we can’t assume other people will make it exist and act and function for us”. I fully support a Conservative Democracy that’s based on common sense and responsible representation!

by Canadian eh! September 12, 2018

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I Love Democracy

The phrase that you say when you like how a vote turns out.

"What's the worst pet to have?"

DOG: 5%

CAT: 7%
A KID: 88%

"I love democracy."

by Someone who kinda exists January 6, 2022


Post-Ironic Democracy

When you run for office in a Democratic system, lose the vote, declare yourself the winner anyway and accuse everyone else of being the ones in denial.

"Before the election was called, I had a pretty good feeling about it, so I preemptively declare victory and anointed myself an Anarcho-Monarch of Ottowa. Then to my shock and also not shock at all, the elites appointed their own puppet-leader instead, Zed Shabibe. Or something, I dunno, I wasn't paying attention. I'm calling upon my supporters to not recognize the legitimacy of these so-called 'elected officials' unless it's ever me."
-- Jreg satirizing Post-Ironic Democracy in "I Won (And By A Lot)"

by The Logical Fallacy December 24, 2022


Chinese Democracy Syndrome

Chinese Democracy Syndrome (or C.D.S. for short) is a syndrome inwhich an individual tries to make something too "perfect". It's often used as a comical reference to the long awaited Gun N' Roses album Chinese Democracy.

Ted: How's that art project coming along?

Bill: I'll be done with it eventually. I just have a case of Chinese Democracy Syndrome right now.

by Assasaurus September 30, 2007

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sonic democracy

A really terrible school band from Timmins.

Aaron: "Hey, did you see that new sonic democracy concert?"
Hayden: "No way man. I'm not a shmuck."

by lilfajita February 27, 2019

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