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Trying to fit your boner through a pair of skinny jeans, usually in the act of taking a pee, an almost impossible task
I pissed myself because I could not fix my denim poke
A rotund short woman, clad in denim trousers. Most important feature is the dependable attire of the denim jacket which covers up the cellulose-mottled cottage cheese torso.
Can be identified by rapid snorting disguised as laughing. Short red dyke-ish haircut rounds out this rare specimen's ensemble.
*snort snort*
"Hey, who let the pig into Bob's Restaurant?"
*turns around*
"Oh, never mind, it's just that denim dyke again."
Demi-denims is a term coined in 2016 to describe a combined silhouette of pants which appear to be made out of two separate garments. It appears to be a pair of cropped culottes over full-length straight leg jeans, but in reality, these are a pair of shorts-meets-skinny-jeans hybrid
- hey, have you seen the demi-denims Bella wore last night?
- YAS!! what are those?! I want them!!!
- idk i think its Ksenia Schnaider
Carson is fugly but funny. He makes people kill themselves and makes them so aroused. When you meet Carson he will be a bitch and hoe to you.
Omg it’s Denim Flame Carson “cutely vomits”
Person A: Denim said hes coming extra shiny
Person B: For hinata, his thirsty cat girl?
Person A: Yeah!
A not commonly used synonym for sucking blue cheese
I like doing denim to blue cheese