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The act of having your butthole eaten out in a public place, while leaning against a car, preferably American made.
That bitch gave me a Detroit tailgate in the parking lot yesterday.
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The embarrassing team of the NFC North. They only team in the NFL in which the fans try to get rid of their tickets.
"Horrible thing happened to me today. I accidently left 2 Detroit Lions tickets on my dashboard, and when I got out of the store, somebody broke the window and stuck 2 more on there!"
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Piston fan who beat the hell out of Fred Jones during the Pistons/Pacers brawl. AKA Ben Wallace's brother
Fred Jones: I fear the Detroit thug
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We couldn't wait for the jug of wine to chill, so we just made some Detroit wine instead.
The steps of being frisked and cuffed, set to the back-beat of the Macarena:
1st step; left hand on police cruiser hood. 2nd step; right hand on police cruiser hood. 3rd step; leg spread shoudler-width apart. 4th step; left hand on back of head. 5th step; right hand on back of head. 6th step; back of left hand on small of back. 7th step; right hand on small of back. 8th step; crouch down and slide over.
"My buddy was walking back from the gas station, he just bought a pack of smokes when the cops lit him up. Apparently he 'looked like someone they were looking for', and when he tried to argue that he wasn't even that cat? They had him doing the Detroit Macarena while they tossed his wallet. Bunch of pigs."
When a girl tries to deficate on a man as a form of sexual stimulation but can only work up fart in his face instead.
He waited under her with great anticipation but she could only muster a winking Detroiter.
The act of defecating into a vagina.
I didn't want to tell my girlfriend I wanted to break up with her, so I gave her a Detroit Dumpling so she would break up with me.