Roofie Dew

Roofies put into a glass, can, or bottle of Mountain Dew.

I think the weird guy at Burger King gave me some Roofie Dew

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monkey dew

A person who usuaslly does whatever they are told. Mostly they are the reason for "Monkey see, monkey dew."

Person1:Monkey!
Monkey dew:yes

Person1:go help cook in the kichten.
Monkey dew:the monkey will dew

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Plateau Dew

What you call your Mountain Dew when it’s gone flat.

Ah, man, I forgot about this Mountain Dew and it’s flat. It’s a Plateau Dew now.

[Cooter dew]

The moist spot on your girl in the early morning.

Mmm. There's nothing like getting morning sex when the cooter dew has set.?

jake dewing

Some insufficient wank stain with no friends and infinite suffering

Who's Jake Dewing? 'An insufficient wank stain with no friends and infinite suffering'

Dirty Dew

A alcoholic drink made with cheap rum and Mountain Dew.

I drank too many Dirty Dews last night and woke up naked in a ditch