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Nearly the same thing as Explosive Diarrhea, but with differences.
1. Explosive diarrhea can occur all at once or over a long duration with repetitive blasts. However, shotgun diarrhea is all at once, nearly tearing your asshole(and the space-time continuum) to shreds.
2. Explosive Diarrhea is a condition always occurring on the toilet, whereas shotgun diarrhea can be in public or on the toilet.
Last night I was at a dinner party, and right when I went to get up I had some shotgun diarrhea that sprayed all over the governor of Wisconsin, who was sitting right behind me.
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Much like projectile vomit. In most average cases shit comes flying out of one's ass at 5000 miles per hour and rips your ass cheecks off, therefore leaving you assless for the rest of your life, unless the ass fairy comes in and creates new ass cheecks out of chicken fat for you.
Daniel had projectile diarrhea once and now he has no fucking friends because he smells like shit, fo shizzel!
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Its Sorta like a volcano, it builds up, then it begins to rumble. Then small streams of "warm" molten stuff begin to flow. then when you least expect it POW! It blows, and just like a volcano all the surrounding area is devastated
Once my friend tried to light his fart on fire, little did he know he had explosive diahrrea, all i have to say is we never saw him again...
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explosive shit that makes you sweat with waves of nauceousness. it feels like your insides are being shredded and burned. you feel as though you are going to die. the worst place to have it is school and work. it usually comes back to haunt you repeatedly.
my life flashed before my eyes as the sweaty diarrhea pains came over me
when your pee desides to come out your anus, creating a yellowish brown substance that can't be held. since it comes out the anus, it is classified as diarrhea.
hey man, the party was amazing last night! until someone had yellow diarrhea and ruined the whole party.
Very similar to normal diarrhea but fundamentally different at the same time. At first you may be minding your own business in the men's (or women's) room taking a leak like normal. While you stand there you blow of a few farts. So you proceed to try and blow off what feels like a really big powerfull fart (the most satisfying kind) and at first it is then you feel something hit the hole that shouldn't and you have to slam the door really quick. You quickly realize that you are no longer in need of a urinal (if you're a chick then you're pretty much set)so you find a stall and get ready. You know that it's liquid ass but you don't know the severity of the situation. You start to shit, as predicted it's diarrhea. Then it gets stronger and stronger. Soon you start farting between streams. The kind that reverberate in the bowl and echo in the room. Then you start farting during the streams effectively turning your ass into the most devastating form of shotgun known to man. Then the smell hits you and you think maybe you need a bucket too. This goes on for probably 15 minutes; courtesy flushing is a must. Even if you're not in public. The smell would peel the paint from the walls and burn the toilet paper that you hopefully have a costco package of standing by.
Finally it ends and you feel relieved. The cleanup is relatively easy. You may wanna dab some water on a piece of folded TP though to put out the fire. Find some mylanta and go on with your day.
Friend: "Hey what happened? I thought you just had to piss."
You: "Sorry, I got into a fight with my intestines. It ended in explosive diarrhea."
Friend: "Explo-"
You: "Don't ask..."
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You go to Chipotle and order anything with their tofu "Sofritas"... the next week you have "chipotle diarrhea"
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