got the dibs on the tibs

The expression means you're going to be the best or achieve the highest possible result in any given situation. The phrase originated from a player named CrazyPsychopath (Twitch name: Praetor Pyro) in the game Command and Conquer Rivals. The highest league in the game is Tiberium league, thus, to get the "dibs on the tibs" is to say that you're going to either be in Tiberium league first or you're going to get double Tiberium (with both factions) soon, as you're striving to get there.

Don't worry, bro, I got this, I got the dibs on the tibs.

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Dibbed (v.)

1. When a guy refrains from hitting on a girl because his mate has 'dibs' on her.

2. When a guy won't get with a chick because one of his mates has already got with her.

3. When a girl can't get with a guy cause his stupid friend likes her.

4. When a girl can't hook up with a guy she likes because his other male friend and her were once seen flirting.

Eg: Despite Rebecca being all for it, Danny wouldn't get with Rebecca because his mate Andrew had dibbed (v.) her.

Eg: Mandy couldn't hook up with Daniel because their mutual friend Jason had dibbed (v.) her.

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Dem's da dibs

Skater term for "them's the breaks"

Sarah remarked at how cold the 87 degree pool was, to which Josh remarked "dem's da dibs"

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Dibs-a-saurus-rex

the highest form of dibs. no other form of dibs can be held over dibs-a-saurus-rex. also goes for shotgun-a-saurus-rex.

Tom- hey, is this seat taken?
Jon- yeah, Mike called dibs-a-saurus-rex on it.
Tom- damnit

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Calling Dibs Rule

If you call dibs on something that thing that you called dibs on is automatically yours.

Calling Dibs Rule on THAT car and Ill get it.

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dibs-scribs scale

A variation of dibs. A girl referred to as "dibs" is usually very attractive, and a "scribs" is usually very unattractive. In extreme cases of "scribs", the term "GOO!" is used. This scale, originating at Vanderbilt University, was created to distinguish between "dibs" called to refer to hot girls and "dibs" called sarcastically to make others look at someone they otherwise wouldn't. Also related: dibs-scribs continuum (the hazy scale between the two)

M1: Total dibs on her!
M2: Are you kidding? She's a complete goo!
M3: Damn, she's so bad she ain't even on the dibs-scribs scale!

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Counter counter dibs

It's just like a counter dibs, but it works on counter dibs, whereas counter dibs only works on dibs.

Joey: Dibs on that last slice of pizza!
Richard: Hell no, counter dibs!
Joey: Counter counter dibs! Now it's mine again!
Richard: :(