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National Kick Dick Day

May 5 the national day that any girl has the right to kick a males dick/balls, but only on may 5.

Marisa: Hey Linda its National Kick Dick Day.
Linda : yes I'm gonna go kick Marcos in the balls.
Marcos: I heard that.

by dumber than dumb May 3, 2021

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National Stick a dick in it day

May 26: National Stick a dick in it day

A word used to tell ur haters to shut the fuck up or literally stick a dick deep in there

Happy National Stick a dick in it day, So go stick a dick in it Selena

by Will Kalamon May 26, 2018


National touch dick day

September 16 all the girls can go around and touch a boy dick but only for less than 5 seconds

“Bro kylie just touched my dick!”
“Yea because it’s national touch dick day

by cybercat1346 September 15, 2021


National Little Dick Day

On May 18 it’s a dedicated day for people like Kendry who have little dicks.

“Yo Joe, have you heard of Kendry’s dedicated day it’s known as National Little Dick Day.”

by NOCALLERID May 16, 2020


National get dick day

You get dick in your asshole

Him: wanna get national get dick day in your ass
Her:yes daddy

by April 8, 2021


NATIONAL GRAB DICK DAY

15th of November you have to grav someones dick

“Hey its november 15th
What does that mean?”
National grab dick day

by Nahxhdbebsn November 12, 2021


National grab dick day

The 3rd of February, the girls can grab any boy dick single or taken.

Me: it’s national grab dick day

Them: yay...

by The_real_boo February 3, 2021