May 5 the national day that any girl has the right to kick a males dick/balls, but only on may 5.
Marisa: Hey Linda its National Kick Dick Day.
Linda : yes I'm gonna go kick Marcos in the balls.
Marcos: I heard that.
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May 26: National Stick a dick in it day
A word used to tell ur haters to shut the fuck up or literally stick a dick deep in there
Happy National Stick a dick in it day, So go stick a dick in it Selena
September 16 all the girls can go around and touch a boy dick but only for less than 5 seconds
“Bro kylie just touched my dick!”
“Yea because it’s national touch dick day”
On May 18 it’s a dedicated day for people like Kendry who have little dicks.
“Yo Joe, have you heard of Kendry’s dedicated day it’s known as National Little Dick Day.”
You get dick in your asshole
Him: wanna get national get dick day in your ass
Her:yes daddy
15th of November you have to grav someones dick
“Hey its november 15th”
“What does that mean?”
“National grab dick day”
The 3rd of February, the girls can grab any boy dick single or taken.
Me: it’s national grab dick day
Them: yay...