To "improve your site" but really make it worse and harder to use like facebook does often
Tom: Dude youtube totally did a facebook
Jerry: What do you mean?
Tom: They moved everything around and added all these useless buttons
Jerry: Aw man you're right I can't find anything anymore
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Hitting your head. Refers to the taping of the Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien on Friday, September 25 2009 when Conan slipped, fell and hit his head hard enough to cause a mild concussion (he was back on the job the following Monday)
I was running when I tried to stop on wet tile. My feet came out from under me and I did a Conan
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This is a phrase Mayar says when she thinks I did something stupid or I said I like something and she thinks I am so weird because of that.
I like eating tomatoes!
Mayar: .......YOU DID NOT......bye-
I like *says song name*
Mayar: YOUSEF- UMMM...... YOU DID NOT-
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Also known as "Pulling a Jerry"
In tech circles, leaving out an obvious and necessary closing tag, then claiming ignorance while thousands of surfers get a broken page.
DUDE, I totally just pulled a Jerry. Forgot a </a>
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To reject someone even though the guy is perfect and amazing. And then cry later that she is alone and single in this world.
Devesh asked her out but she did a srinidhi
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Hym "But you did! It's probably better not to because it would totally discredit your position hahahahaha! That's hilarious. Hey, I wouldn't want to be associated with me either. (Which is why I omitted some names in my original draft) but, hey, I am clearly doing a great job over here. I tend to do that from time to time. Lemme just reach over here and give myself a little pat on the ol' backarooney *pat* *pat* *pat* Good job me!"
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A phrase used to describe having sex when around young children.
(wives sent their husband to take the kids out for ice cream)
Husband A: Yeah, last night was awesome. Because me and Becka did the happy for two hours.
Husband B: Woah man, that's a record.
Kid A: What does that mean, daddy?
Husband A: Oh, it means to have fun! Now go run along!
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