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Eating out that pussy real good.
She invited me over for a skin dinner and I graciously obliged.
When you're so broke, you have to wait for drop-by visitors to leave before you buy food. It's a battle between their patience and your hunger pangs - who will chicken out first?
Damn, they've been here for 4 hours! They're expecting us to treat them to dinner, but our money has got to last to the end of the week. Looks like we'll be playing another game of Dinner Chicken.
Shitmush Dinner is christmas dinner when cooked by someone who is sadly lacking in culinary skills, has no concern for nutritional content, or both.
Did you have a nice Christmas Dinner?
Not really; the mother-in-law can't cook to save her life. So we don't really have Christmas Dinner.... more like ShitMush Dinner....
The act of eating a woman out while watching television.
Yesterday I had a The T.V. Dinner
A dinner loaf is a classic America food staple in which the chef takes a dump in a toilet and tenderly removes the loaf from the bowl and places it on a platter. It is tradition to "pinch the loaf" before serving to test it quality, viscosity, consistency, volume, and overall quality before serving to guests. The only way to carve and serve a dinner loaf is by using a magazine page. If it cuts easily it is a quality loaf!
Jim said to Sally "Hey girl ya hungry?"
Sally replied "I could eat!"
Jim earnestly then brought her to the bathroom showing her his glorius "dinner loaf".
Sally; upon noticing the dinner loaf was steamy and of high quality jumped in joy and said "leaping lemurs I haven't had dinner loaf in a coons age!"
The act of eating a ginger guys penis. Yes, legitimately eating it. Tip to shaft. Bite by bite. All the way to the pelvis. Good eats!
*it must be a ginger, because horses eat carrots and apples. So the Orange/Red pubic hair makes for the perfect coloration in this tasty meal!
Black girl: Damn, I'm hungry nigga
Super pale ginger obviously without a soul: Damn, I'm horny af
Black Girl: I want a horses dinner
Ginger dude: Bet
Black girl: Bet.
when you make dinner for someone, and it may be a nice salad or quiche or sandwiches and they ungratefully bellow out, "that ain't dinner."
"here ya go, poppy, here's your soup and salad." "that ain't dinner. where's my steak."