An person in retirement or who is over the age of 70
So get this. Old people are called coffin dodgers right, and people with arthritis are more likely to die at a younger age. So, do you think that because of the arthritis, they are to slow to dodge the coffin??
A person who sips the same pint all night and does not understand how rounds of drinks work in a group.
Ronald sipped his pint that i bougth him all night and left me with an empty glass when it was his round! Ronald is a pint dodger...
one who starts with the first public restroom stall - and dodges each one until finding one clean of pubic hair, urine, or leftover feces floating in the toilet
At work, Allison is considered an expert stall dodger as she struggles to find a clean bathroom stall to relieve herself in.
Some who wears a face mask when they don't need to.
"Look at that oxygen dodger in her car still wearing a face mask."
Someone who dodges fannies.
A virgin cunt but without the cunt.
Rydo- Oh hey, my main man Dan! What's the deal with that little dude over there?
Dan- Och nothing mate, he's just a wee Fanny Dodger.
Rydo- Uh bruh what the flip is a Fanny Dodger?
Dan- Fuck up
the last girl on earth who will not, under any circumstances, give you a blow job( usually accentuated with a head dodge).
cmon baby dont be a cock dodger.
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A Character from Charles Dickens Novel, Oliver Twist which has now been adapted into a Musical with The Artful Dodger singing one of the well known songs in Oliver, "Consider Yourself". He is a pickpocket who will do anything for a bite to eat. In the Film Musical version The role of the Artful Dodger was played by Jack Wilde.
I am playing the role of the Artful Dodger
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