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A mutated animals with four legs that has gross body hair all over and face is deformed
Ew you look like a gross freaking dog that emerged from the sewers
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An animal that often is used as a pet that likes farting in your face when you sleep and pooping in your new flowers.
Anoying neibour: Who pooped on my lawn again!
Me: Oh yeah 😏 it was my dog
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Her buffoon dog ate the couch again, Her buffoon dog bit me, her buffoon dog ran away.
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The best animal on the planet to fucking exist and anyone who doesn’t agree is a whore
Dogs are the best animals to exist
Ginger: I disagree
Me: faggot
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A dog is a fairy that jumps out of your TV screen when you wish for one, then proceeds to fly away and poop on your dead moms head.
You: I wish for a dog!
Dog: no
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A funny silly sissy dog is a fairy that jumps out of your TV screen when you wish for one, he will then proceed to bark at your dead mother and run into a car.
<guy 1: Hey man how you doin?
<guy 2: I just wished for a dog...
<guy 1: Damn.
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