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Dirty Old Man
A person with an extremely filthy and funny mind. They think about sex 90% of the time without being a sex offender or slut.
When someone is able to master the art of being a DOM he/she will become the King DOM to be the leader of all the DOMs around them.
Guy: Hey wanna eat a banana?
Girl: OMG Quit being a DOM!
Guy: I said eat a banana NOT eat my banana. Look who's the DOM here..
Girl: Giggle and stare at his cock
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(noun) Dutch Oven Masterbator - an individual who is sexually excited by covering themselves with a sheet, flatuating, and breathing in the smell; which results in the individual masterbating.
The way that person keeps buying high thread count sheets, I bet they are a DOM.
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Large dude, often called pork chop, occasionally enjoys his food, this person's mom looks like Mrs. O'Dea, and makes weird noises, Large Dude
Warcry: YUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
Location: Found near a McKeon and/or a Yun
Doms: YUUNNNN!!!!!
Yuns: Fuck off pork chop
Doms: *Makes weird noise and proceeds to beat Yun up*
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the guy that scabs of you and asks for money, always lives in a bin bag and probably wears adidas sliders that has 4 stripes. Everything he owns is stolen and is too fat to exercise. dorito-looking tits , can't even lift a packet of tissues. is shit at everything and no one likes him. Probably lives in a caravan. is probably adopted in a black family even though he's white.
man that guy is such a dom today
yeah i don't like a dom anyway
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1 DOM or SD (Sub-Class of Whore), Category 4: cockette, any male penis greater than one and less than three inches in length in its aroused state. These Sissies are typically created from the Type-D formula. They also have a much higher IQ than any humans and plays a dominant managerial role in a DOM-Bitch Sissy pair. The DOM-Sissy is classified by the USA Inc. Department of Agriculture as an animal because Sissies are from the Homo-Sis-Sapiens genome, (95% human and 5% bonobo monkey). See also, Bitch 2.
2 Bitch or SB (Sub-Class of Whore), Category 5: clit, any male penis one inch or smaller in an aroused state. These Sissies are typically created from the Type-B formula. And although the Bitch type Sissy does possess unusual abilities such as Telekine-Sissy powers and has a much higher IQ than any human, the Bitch rarely can control its horniness. Therefore, the SB Sissies, due to this creature’s inability to control its sexual desires, may not register to vote or hold military officers rank in the US Army Sissy Corps and have no legal ownership of property. It is recommended the SB be assigned a DOM and is kept on a leash at all times. The Bitch-Sissy is classified by the USA Inc. Department of Agriculture as an animal and NOT a human. See DOM 1 or reference the definitive book on the subject of Sissydom, written by Sue Yan Nish entitled: The Official Sissydom Manual SM069, circa 2264
(1) I worship the ground my DOM walks on.
(2) I’m not only a high ranking Sissy Officer but also a DOM lady.
(3) Besides, Jane’s only a Sissy Bitch!
(4) I have to start getting serious about being faithful to my Sissy Bitch wife.
(5) You DOM types are all the same you can’t share your Bitches!
(6) It’s a negative response and you as my Bitch must never inappropriately reply to me your DOM.
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it is a name and a house and if you have a dom in your life live inside of him/her.
some Russian guy:"dom"
Dom:"what"
some Russian guy *speaks in Russian accent *"can i live in you???"
Dom "wtf"
some Russian guy "dom in russian means f****ing house you retard!"
Dom "ok live inside all you want."
some russian guy goes in side his fat ass.
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Short for 'Dominos', a game played with a set of 28 small plastic blocks, each divided into halves, each half behind marked by a dot or blank.
Yo, wanna run some doms?
Let's play some doms, none of that spinners crap though.
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