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When a womans man gives her buck so she teaches him a lesson by stricking down on him and showing who's boss in the relaionship
"Domestic Violence" When a man replies to his girlfriend/wifes joke that he'll hit her back for real, she will teach him never to say it again
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When a book/song/TV show/picture that's not supposed to be porn and isn't advertised to be porn.. turns out to be porn.
GUY 1: "Hey, did you get that new comic book?"
GUY 2: "Yeah."
GUY 1: "Did you like it?"
GUY 2: "They had sex scenes all through the first issue."
GUY 1: "It sounds like you bought yourself some domestic porn."
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A person who is so annoying and so beyond basic, they become domesticated
Honestly, Joana, you are being such a domestic bitch
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Black people do this to:
1. Get arrested
2. Get a divorce
3. Take there anger out on somebody
Dude 1: One of my friends (the black one of course) what to get a divorce. What should I do?
Dude 2: Tell him about Domestic Violence
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The act of beating your wife face with your erect penis
Honey! You didn't finish the dishes, get in here for your domestic punishment.
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Pussy that is reserved for an exclusive relationship. One that includes long term commitment and/or marriage. A women who only has sex with one partner and with whom they share a home.
Single men what the exclusivity of domestic pussy, but can't the responsibility that comes with it.
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The Charlie Sheen of all things domestic & home related. Particularly with a propensity toward kitchen related activities.
"Holy fuck, Courtney is a Domestic Warlord! She just whipped up a Mexican feast! And she folded the washing!"
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