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1. A vagina, anus, or mouth as used in intercourse.
2. (by extension) One whose orifice(s) are used for such purposes.
"I thought Rupert was mine first, not some multigenerational family dong koozie." -Family Guy Season 19 Episode 2, "The Talented Mr. Stewie"
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A title given to one person out of a group of male friends that has the largest penis size or body count.
Brad will be crowned konky dong today at my house.
A term for bars where people have spiked dog collars, shock collars and leashes on their partners dongs.
Jeffrey: “Dong Pounds in this city are insane. You can even poop and pee on the floor.”
Grant: “Wrigley Field is one of the biggest dong pounds in America!”
a person who enjoys biting the penis while performing a blowjob
The unexplainable excessive growth of a mentally challenged mans dong. An evolutionary trait brought about to make up for a lack of other senses and abilities.
Retard dong AKA the "rainmaker" is often seeked out by overbearing women with a strong desire to find purpose.
Toby is slow, but man can he fuck. He's got that retard dong.
A variation of Mandarin Chinese meaning "understand."
Similar in use to "capische?" or "comprende?"
Made popular by Joss Whedon's show Firefly
"If you don't shut up, I'll put a bullet in your brain pan, dong ma?"
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noun.
The big, thick, weighty penis that your Dad has, and that you don't.
"Hey Cam., do you think we will ever get Dad Dong?"
Remember when you were a kid showering with your dad? His penis was always enormous, and you always wondered how come yours didn't resemble his at all.
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