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Donks

A long time. Originally 'Donkies years' due to Donkies having a long life line. Shortened down to Donkies, and Finally Donks.

"Hello Jeremy Beadle! I havent spoken to you for donks!"
"I havent seen Ben Fong-Torres for Donkies Years!"

by Hannah-Marie September 15, 2007

116πŸ‘ 49πŸ‘Ž


donk

–adjective
Causing or worthy of ridicule or derision; absurd; preposterous; laughable.
The third degree of ridiculous.
Variations: donk, donkt, donked

That bitchs face is donk!!!

Thomas says he's not a fgt but deepthroating that popsicle was pretty donkt!!

by Mr. America September 11, 2006

118πŸ‘ 50πŸ‘Ž


donk

A bad-ass australian motherfucker, used as a surrogate for a more traditional weapon.

A: "I don't need a gun mate, I gotta donk."
B: "What's a donk?"
Donk: *POW* DONK!

by phildonnia June 16, 2004

97πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


donk

a donk is another for a stupid fuckin idiot

oh my gosh wayne is a donk

by anon April 15, 2005

142πŸ‘ 62πŸ‘Ž


donk

The sound of a pistol whip to the back of the face. Could also be followed by kadead.

Kyle: What the heck?!
Dave: I just donked you on the back of your face! Kadead!

by Darin Number 2 April 18, 2007

90πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž


donk

To suck or be really bad at something(used in poker or life)

Wow u couldnt make that shot? Your such a donk

He went in with 5's hi, he's the biggest donk in the world

by PR0T3GE August 27, 2010

60πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


donk

Complete moron. Short version of donkey.

He got arrested with his pants down. What a donk!

by Phylis Diller April 17, 2005

94πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž