n. a firm, cylindrincal segment of excrement known for its significant mass
Damn my nigga! Had you seen that dookie log which Delron had not flushed?!
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Taking a shit in a dark bathroom with no light
I walked into the bathroom and cought Stumpy taking a spooky dooky.
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Someone who surreptitiously defecates in public by shaking the dookie out of his pant leg and letting it plop on the floor.
I was shopping at Wal-mart and saw a dookie ninja at the check out lane.
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A devastatingly unsuccessful attempt to break wind, whereby the intangible gas becomes a cross between a tangible solid and liquid. More simply described as "a fart you can't trust".
1. - After night of heavy drinking, Jeff's repetitious farting ended in heart break when he poot dookied.
2. - Dude, I know you pooted an hour ago, but the car still smells like dookie, are you sure you didn't poot dookie?
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When your taking a poop and the lights turn off.
When the light cut off I was taking a poop and in that moment I realized I realized I was a victim of a spooky dookie.
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Holy shit! That girl just got both of Tyrone's balls in her mouth. She just had her first order of dookie dumplins!
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To defecate with urgency and explosive force. To expel fecal matter in a timely fashion.
Every morning after a cup of coffee and a cigarette,I have to blast-a-dookie.
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