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A homeless person performing cunnilingus on a prostitute.
He knew she got around but he was still ready to lick the doorknob.
A sexual act in which you reach up a woman's vagina, grab her cervix, and twist it; like a doorknob.
Things were getting pretty spicy in the bedroom last night so I reached up and gave her the doorknob.
When you shove a doorknob in a girl’s butthole while milking your pet llama. You then climax and cum on a Tunisian turtle while getting pegged by an olympic bodybuilder. After cumming you take a nasty shit on the doorknob.
“Will where is my doorknob”
“Ah my bad, I was givin Karen a Tunisian Doorknob”
When you did awful but attempted to be positive about it while being toxic towards yourself at the same time
I ate doorknob last night
A crackhead who goes around checking for unlocked doors
My doorbell caught a doorknob jiggler trying to get in my house.
Doorknobbing- When you put someone'seye socket against a doorknob and kick the back of their head into the door.
You stole my girlfriend, I'm gonna go doorknobbing on ya!