a game typically played by high school or secondary school kids in the uk.
when someone says something which is deemed as saying something explicit or 'fruity' about the same gender results in them having to say safety to protect themselves, if they do not, someone who is also participating in the game has the opportunity to shout 'doorknob' which would result in the victim needing to touch a doorknob to save themselves from being beaten up. As soon as the doorknob is called, people participation have the opportunity to beat the victim up until he touches a doorknob or anything which opens doors. (not knockers).
'drops his pen' "i cant pick that up. my back hurts" "ay mandem on my life thats a doorknob"
Describes a popular girl who has relations with many because "everyone gets a turn".
"You have not met Mary? You might like her - she's such a doorknob."
A "monster" (created by two very distinct people) who is characterized by his duck-like form and terrifying stare. He proudly hangs on the front wall of Room 17 beneath his parents, Shelly and Chip. Was almost named Toothbrush but was saved from a life of misery through his current name.
Mallory: Look at Doorknob, he looks so nice hanging there.
Emma: Huehuehue
Something that has already been touched by Killer Queen
Killer queen has already touched that doorknob.
A girl who gives every guy in the room a turn
Damn makenzie was really doorknobing it last night
when someones hair is up in a tight bun, it looks like a doorknob.
"Hey look, she has a doorknob!"