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Simply stated: you are a douche bag. A douche bag is any person who feels it's necessary to impress someone else. Sometimes referred to as a fuck-off, or cock-smoke. Also, quite condescending and conceited; not unlike a tool-shed.
Oh, I see that you're wearing a white polo shirt, flower swim trunks, penney loafers, and sunglasses with a strap. You're a "douche bag" and you should probably end yourself with a revolver, douche bag.
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a certian individual that lacks key social skills and at times can sound mentally retarted. ussually finds his/her jokes much funnier then anybody else and will laugh loudly at them. has a false sense of himself/herself and will often think they were once much cooler then there are now. not very good at anything but still finds a way to enjoy himself/herself. similiar to a douche, loser, bitch.
did you see what john did today?!
yea, hes just a douche bag.
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Douche Bag....
1) A piece of shit who thinks he is 'all that'.
2) A fag that struts around all day with an undeserved sense of accomplishment
1) George W. Bush
2) Kevin "The Fag", Federline
George W. Bush Kevin "The Fag", Federline Douche Bag
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George W. Bush
Donald Rumsfeld
"What a couple of fucking douche bags"
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Used as a noun, Douche Bag is a title earned by, most commonly, men who are...
Selfish, Narcissistic, Obnoxious, and/or mentally insane.
Douche Bags are most commonly: Chads, Clout Chasers, Attention whores, and Fags
Person 1: "did you hear what Connor did to Janie!?"
Person 2: "omg what happened!?"
Person 1: "Connor asked Janie on a date and she rejected her, so he spread a rumor that she sucked off LeBron"
Person 2: "What a Douche Bag!"
Anyone who appears or watches a reality television show.
Hey man, American Idol is on in 5 minutes.
Fuck off mate, that show is full of Douche Bag's