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Known to be one of the most sexiest and attractive men on earth. He is played by Tom Felton who is also very very sexy. He is in the Harry Potter series. to read things follow my wattpad - itmeaz2e
OMG he's so Draco Malfoy.
Draco Malfoy, is that you ?
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A disease when your obsession is to strong. There is no cure for this concreting Draco is too hot to function.
“I have Draco syndrome”
“You have what?”
“it’s a disease”
“and i can’t get over it”
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the shit you find in your milk after its left out for days on end
Mom: WTF IS IN YOUR CUP?!
You: DAMN IT, DRACO MALFOY, GTFO YOU WHITE PIECE OF SHIT!
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*ahem* DRACO MALFOY IS NOT A BAD PERSON! HE WAS FORCED INTO BECOMING A DEATH EATER!!! HE WAS CLEARLY NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT! YOU CAN SEE HIS DRASTIC CHANGE IN BEHAVIOR FROM THE FOURTH BOOK TO THE LAST! HE WAS BROKEN AND HURT! HE JUST WANTED SOMEONE TO LOVE! BUT EVERYONE IS TOO BUSY HATING HIS FAMILY AND NAME TO ACTUALLY SEE THAT! DRACO MALFOY IS NOT A VILLAN! GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS!!!
My Therapist: so, your mom tells me you have a very weird obsession with a Harry Potter character?
Me: yeah, Draco Malfoy.
Therapist: Wasn't he a villain?
Me: SHUT UP! HE WAS NOT A VILLAIN HE IS A SOFT BEAN BOI AND I LOVE HIM!
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Draco Malfoy is my husband.
Look! Daddy Draco Malfoy over there
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Draco Malfoy is suposed to be Harrys nemesis in the Harry Potter series. He comes from one of the most powerfull wizarding families full of slythrins like himself, his family also associates themselves with voldy. He always annoys the golden trio, but only because he dosent have a choice. He was forced by his father to become a deatheater when he was 15. That is if u want a canon definetion.
But if u ask me and any other sane human being, he is the hottest, most handsome, beautiful, gorgeous, amazing, talented, fantastic, ambitious, intellegent, attractive, considerate, honourable, loyal, passionate, awesome, excellent, fabulous, incredible, outstanding, wonderful, sexy, seductive, and irresistible person who just wants to be loved. He is speculated to date Harry Potter by many fans, but that isnt true since he is dating me the badest bleep off all. He also uses Dior Sauvage and smells like green appels. He has daddy issues and is probably the most complex caractor from the show. He looks very hot in a black suit. He would definitely never rape/sexually assult anyone, he is not homophobic either and is very secure in his masculinity. He also never bodyshames and even if he hated u he would respect ur pronauns. He's also very horny and good at sex (maybe a bit kinky) he can definitely find the clit unlike Harry Potter himself. He would also be a softie when u were alone, but kind of mean when others are around.
If he was a math equation it would be: Draco Malfoy=Sex god
Loser: Draco Malfoy is mean!?
Me: God this place has gone to the dogs😒
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