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Hair and Pubes Must Match...DUH!
Hey baby...Do you know that the carpet matches the drapes?
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old saggy shriveled testicles that look like raisins or small balls
nuts that need scrotum rejuvenation
dude!! stop smacking my ass with your wrinkled grape drapes!!!
damn!! i'm not tea bagging those old wrinkled grape drapes!!!
When a woman’s pussy lips hang low and loose and have the appearance of a well done roast beef - brown with a slightly pink middle and tough to chew.
Me: hey Pete, you go down on Rita?
Pete: I was about to until she opened her Roast Beef Drapes and it looked like it would eat me!
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an affectionate name for a large woman's vagina
"Let me get into them panties, and see them tank drapes"
"Hello Frank, you want to see my tank drapes?"
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A girl, typically a blonde or redhead, whose pubic hair is the same color as her head hair.
Look at that gorgeous blonde over there... I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes?
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When a guy cums all over a woman's face after a blow job.
Did you see that woman get white face draped at that party last night.
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The long wrinkled slivers of skin hanging from the center of the vagina of a loose bitch, in which looking like roast beef slices.
Nigger: Hey mayne, that was some bad pussy eatin' last night!
Bitch: Good shit?
Nigger: hell no bitch! Them roast beef drapes slapped me in the face!
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