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when one sticks ones erect penis in another ones ear.
i am gonna drunken perry you good tonight
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A small set of steps in a pub or bar that seem designed to serve no other purpose than to cause patrons to trip up and seem drunker than they actually are.
I tripped up on those drunken steps they have leading from the bar, and spilt my drink all over the bouncer. Next thing I know I'm asked to leave on the grounds I'm drunk
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A drinking game where you throw vodka in someones eyes, and kick them in the leg so they are wobbling around looking like a drunken sailor.
Sometimes you will have to sing 'drunken sailor' after this, but most people don't know the words to this so it is rarely done.
"Yeah we made Bob do the drunken sailor"
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A meal with anything and everything on it. Only edible when extremely intoxicated. Usually made with tortilla shells
Ski: Can we go in your kitchen and make a drunken special with the leftovers in the fridge
Me: No dude, my mom will get mad if you eat all of her tortilla shells again.
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A drinking game. Drink three bottles of whatever alcoholic substance is in the room. Then say a sentence. Whoever says the first comprehensible sentence loses.
Jack"adfshjiegshuarsj;lvfshyu"
John"hfsjfsjldfsjldfsjldfsjkl"
Jill'I eat dsjdsflj"
Jimmy"What's wrong with them?"
Bill"They're playing drunken clam"
Jack" i like burgers."
Bill" Jack is out."
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An inebriated simian prone to outburst of half-nakedness and coconut-throwing. Inhabitant of Monkey Island. Also prone to outbursts of lucidity.
The Drunken Monkey can be most often found throwing bananas at people.
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One who forces drinks upon a girl and challenges her to drink until she can no longer consent to sexual intercourse, then rapes her. This is usually followed by many lies to the girl and to others about the incident.
Bro #1 "Yeah bro, i got her wasted then took her to my room!"
Bro #2 "How much did you have to drink?"
Bro #1 "Me? Nothing man, haha I had that bitch drink a whole bottle of wine by herself."
Bro #2 "We're no longer friends man, you raped that girl...Drunken Rape isnt cool!"
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