(According to my sources) A microscopic hair on an elephant's butt.
So, whats your job?
Shaving an elephant's dudes.
1. A common term used to refer to other people, particularly males
2. An infected hair on an elephant's butt
3. A person who cares excessively about his/her clothes
4. A bottlecap
1.
Person 1:"What up dude?"
Person 2: "Um, excuse me, Im a girl"
2.
Person 1: "The poor elephant has a dude on its butt, and you have to surgically remove it"
Person 2: "dammit"
3.
Person 1: "I say, who's leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here"
Person 2: "That dude over there with the fancy clothes"
4.
Person 1: "I found a dude on the ground, its the same size as your weiner"
Person 2: "Shut the fuck up"
A phrase that follows any questioning statement. Similar to a question mark in the world of writing. Especially popular in the santa cruz mountains.
Dude is slang for a camel’s penis
Person 1: Hi dude how are you
Person 2: How dare you call me a camel’s penis you fucker
NORTH AMERICAN informal
noun
noun: dude; plural noun: dudes
1.
a man; a guy.
"if some dude smacked me, I'd smack him back"
a stylish, fastidious man.
"cool dudes"
a city-dweller, especially one vacationing on a ranch in the western US.
verb
verb: dude; 3rd person present: dudes; past tense: duded; past participle: duded; gerund or present participle: duding
1.
dress up elaborately.
"my brother was all duded up in silver and burgundy"
"if some dude smacked me, I'd smack him back"
Anyone who is ignorant of the situation or environment around them.
That dude does not belong here.