(According to my sources) A microscopic hair on an elephant's butt.
So, whats your job?
Shaving an elephant's dudes.
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1. A common term used to refer to other people, particularly males
2. An infected hair on an elephant's butt
3. A person who cares excessively about his/her clothes
4. A bottlecap
1.
Person 1:"What up dude?"
Person 2: "Um, excuse me, Im a girl"
2.
Person 1: "The poor elephant has a dude on its butt, and you have to surgically remove it"
Person 2: "dammit"
3.
Person 1: "I say, who's leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here"
Person 2: "That dude over there with the fancy clothes"
4.
Person 1: "I found a dude on the ground, its the same size as your weiner"
Person 2: "Shut the fuck up"
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Anyone who is ignorant of the situation or environment around them.
That dude does not belong here.
it's an informal way to call a guy.
Dude, haven't seen you for a long time.
"Dude" Is a man, guy AND the other def is ingrown anal hair
1.Oh fuck me I Have fuckin dude way up in my asshole
2. Wassup dude wanna go to the tattoo parlor
gender neutral word up until you ask a man how many dudes he has fucked.
Person 1: hey dudes
Group: hey
Person 1: How many dudes have you screwed?
Person 2: none dude Iโm straight