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gentleman's dumplings

1. The scrotum, especially when up to no good. Also known as mountaineer's oysters.

2. A fat, obese, large, portly or otherwise overweight female regularly used for sex when a young man's options for the evening have all evaporated. The aforementioned female understands the intentions and the exchange, but repeats the experience because eating at home on Friday night is no fun.

1. I gave her my gentleman's dumplings over the eyes last night before she put them in her mouth.

2. It's 2:30, dude--you gonna call your gentleman's dumplings over or go to sleep?

by glandcyclops October 17, 2008


Soup Dumpling

For women…when you pee a little but your pussy lips catch it & hold it forming a little pocket of pee…Soup dumpling

I just sneezed and made a soup dumpling in my undies

by Gemstonz March 8, 2023


soup dumpling

A thin-skinned hothead.

"Anyway yeah so, she teased him like one time about the Raiders game, and he just *went off*"
"Hahaha Bruce is such a soup dumpling"

by wly_cdgr March 22, 2014


Saucy dumpling

The act of coiling your penis into your foreskin and then proceding to urinate or ejaculate inside of it.

I gave myself one saucy dumpling this morning!

by SMSHAM December 6, 2011


turd dumpling

1.A small piece of poop that you see in the toilet after taking a shit that reminds you of a dumpling.
2.A general insult to anyone.

1.I think I have diaria, i found about 20 turd dumplings in my shit this morning.
2.Timmy is a fucking turd dumpling

by Word Master123 August 24, 2006

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bum dumpling

1)a piece of small turd dropped on the sidewalk by a homeless bum and left there
2) turd muffin

Guy 1 & Guy 2 walking.

Guy 1: Oh shit, watch out, you almost got shit on your shoes.

Guy2: Damn bum dumpling.

by kshitty October 29, 2008

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Silly Dumpling

When you or another person take a shit in an inconvenient place.

"Dude, Jake just left a silly dumpling in your parent's bed!"

Andy Samberg took a silly dumpling on Deborah's desk in Like a Boss.

by PsychoMeowmix August 11, 2011

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