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Everyone lies

Except for Hym....

Hym "Do me a favor and put that on my tombstone, will you? 'Everyone lies... Except for Hym...' That'll be dope... Oh, and I changed my mind about the cremation this so what I'm going to need you to do is make an underground shrine out of the bones of that whore and the cripple and then place my urn so that they're, like, holding it up, right? I mean... The entire shrine doesn't need to be made of their bones. Just the altar part is fine."

by Hym Iam March 5, 2023


If the sky is blue should we tell everyone?

If it is already known, do I have to tell you?

"How come you didn't tell me you two are dating?"

"If the sky is blue should we tell everyone?"

by 21_wishes_in_a_dream December 18, 2018


National Everyone Is Gay Day

This holiday falls on the 22nd of April. Everyone must be gay and send nude pics to all their same sex friends. Penis or vagina must be shown during this act.

Oh my god! It's National Everyone Is Gay Day! You gotta send your nudes!

by ImNotGayButWillSucDic April 19, 2020


Malcome in the middle how old is everyone

Frances wilkerson born 1984
Age 16 on episode 1 aired in 2000

Reese wilkerson born

February 1987 he gets held back so they graduate together class of 2006

Malcome wilkerson born December 1988 High school graduation class of 2006

Dewey Wilkerson born 1994 is in 1st grade season 1 aired 2000

Malcome in the middle how old is everyone on the show.

by Father of 7 May 21, 2018


Objectively good to everyone else

And it isn't that it doesn't mean anything to everyone else. All of the derivatives are critically acclaimed.

Hym "No. It's objectively good to everyone else. I have the best taste. Objectively. Better than everyone else. The things I like and the reasons I like them are better than the things everyone else likes and we now have an observable metric by which we can judge my taste and can conclude that it's better than everyone. Women, TV, Drugs, Food. I'm the ultimate taste-haver! I'm like that guy from the french detective show who smells real good. Except for taste. But not, like, physically tasting things... Just like... Having taste IN things. You could make a detective show about THAT actually. I could solve crimes and throughout the episodes I would, like, suggest things to people like 'You should try the steak tartare' and the guy would be like 'Oh shit, wow! That is pretty good! You must know a lot about cooking or whatever.' And I'd be all 'Nah dawg, I just got really good taste- WAIT! I found a clue! It was the butler all along!' But the butler doesn't want to go down without a fight KAPOW! KAPOW! KAPOW! Cracked his ass! But wait! He's wearing Kevlar! Oh no! Secret bookcase tunnel! He escapes! He's like a Moriarty or something! I'll get you next time Moriarty-Butler!"

by Hym Iam October 11, 2023


Everyone did really well

When a teacher says everyone did well, and your sitting there in class knowing forwell you failed

Teacher: everyone did really well on that test
Student: i only answered 2 out of 10 questions

by Jeffdonga December 1, 2018


I feel for everyone, then I feel nothing

I can relate to most people, but other times I hate them and am jealous. But I always try to remain a good person

I feel for everyone, then I feel nothing

by Death Menace June 3, 2022