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Just fell asleep outside again I'm feelin truly post-eclipse-alyptic!
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An emotional song about losing your boyfriend
Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart
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A boil on the buttocks which grows so large that it blocks
the anal passage.
Dan's was ostracized from the all male, adult film industry after his brown eye eclipse.
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The solar eclipse took place on August 21 2017, and it was a huge event. Millions of people looked at the sun change to a different colour. You had to have special glasses to look at it, or else it could cause you permanent eye damage. The internet world created many meme's for the event.
"Did you see Donald Trump Looking at the solar eclipse 2017
without glasses?"
"Yeah, he's bound to go blind now"
News: Don't look at the solar eclipse (2017) without glasses
Me: Looks at sun without at glasses because i'm too broke to pay $40 for a pair
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The act of cutting foreskin on penis and cover sex partner with bookie blood
Man I heard red solar eclipse are happing in siler.
When one poops in such a manor that it lands back on his/hers butt, leaving a relatively large dark-colored spot on that individual's butt- resembling a total eclipse.
"My little sister left her mini trampoline in the toilet and I didn't see it late at night and experienced a Total Eclipse of The Butt."
The most bass ass mutha fucking paintball gun on the face of the fuckingplanet. Planet eclipse rules the fucking world of paintball. The reason they pwn so bad is because DYE sucks NUTS, BOBLONG sucks long DICK, SPYDER makes u take it in the face, BRASS EAGLE needs to goto hell, and omfg tippmans lol yea hteres no comp for egos if u don’t shoot one ur going to hell that simple now gobuy one newb
oh my fucking god that planet eclipse ego is going to make me and my sorry ass team take it in the face omfg were screwed lets just shoot eachother off break to end our misery.
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