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1.(especially among men)A metaphor. It means to become sexually attracted by a member of the same sex. Also known as gay love at first sight.
2.What every gay man would wish would happen after a very intense earth-shaking orgasm after assfucking his partner.
Examples:
1.I had long quit being Catholic because when I was an altar boy, I'd suspected that the priest has been ejaculating a rainbow over me.
2."Oooooaaahhhhhh maaan! That was incredible!" *ejaculates a rainbow* "And your ass is my pot of gold!"
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The reason why most idiots are on this planet. Without it, we wouldn't need to believe in better places such as Heaven and Cancuun
Premature ejaculation is the most common reason why half the world exists.
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String of ideas or "facts" about the reasons behind life, religion, the human thought process, or the condition of humanity. Usually the product of intellectual masterbation. Usually occurs in bulk in "higher learning" classes such as psychology, sociology, government, or debate clubs. Should be realized that the thoughts and ideas generated with these classes are extremely unoriginal, despite how excited the student might be to stumble across an idea they think answers some social injustice.
Also, an approach to school related projects in class such as those listed above along with persausive essays. The idea behind this approach is to eat up word count or time requirements by filling the project with philosophical ideas and opinions that are unable to be proven. Also this approach has the added delusion that you are speaking intellegently about ideas that are important or will have some impact on society. Should be noted that it's not important, and will have no effect other than giving your proffesor a boner.
"Jacob's project in in sociology was about the way in which government interference prevents the course of social darwinism. It was really 10 minutes of him covering everyone with a giant load of his Phiosophical Ejaculation."
"After a session of intellectual masterbation about eugenics, Mr.Dillem and Mr.Arschol acheived simotaneous philosophical ejaculation, resulting in both of them believing that stupidity is a mental condition that is genetic."
"Human behavior theorums are pure philosophical ejaculation. You can't predict how people will act, which makes it unsurprising that the stock market failed. They pay people to produce math formulas so that they can blind side idiots into buying imaginary crap such as sub-prime mortgages."
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Another term for the cavity of cervix or Internal orifice of the female vagina.
Rapist: Im gonna break through the hymen and shoot a load right into your ejaculation chamber sweetcheeks.
Victim: Muffled screams.
Rapist: MMMM yeh.
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female ejaculation is when a woman/girl brings herself to a wet climax or has a wet orgasm and she then looks like she's pissing out a clear watery liquid, which she is actually squirting and has a wet orgasm(i'm not completely sure what it's called, but i'm assuming it's either the equivilent to a male's cum or the female's version of precum) which she is actually not pissing out and it's not the same colour as urine either
Alice was masturbating last night on cam, and she was rubbing her clitoris with her finger like mad while toying herself with a dildo bringing herself to a wet female ejaculation, and then she pulled it out and she moaned while squirting, she had jsut had a femal ejaculation(equivilent to the male ejaculation). it was fantastic to watch, it turned me on so much that i masturbated to her cumming and squirting, wishing it was me that she was soaking with her sweet love juices.
I love Female Ejaction's especially the wet ones;)
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When the cum pressure is so much the receiver gags or a body part is injured
Man I was getting a blow job and I had a Ejaculation Annihilation all in her eye, she still can't see
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Masturbating while watching a Harry Potter film.
Person 1: Have you seen the new Harry Potter film?
Person 2: Yeah, went for a good old Ejaculation Leviosa.
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