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The best friend you’ll ever have. He is powerful and easy to get along with. He may come off as intimidating but as you get to know him you’ll fall in love. he is sporty and presents very masculine. Often very tall.
Person: Oh did you meet that new kid Eli?
Person 2: I’ve seen him around, he’s so scary.
Person: oh don’t worry, he’s really sweet.
He loves eating humans and is a great human
"Hey Eli! Are there any humans in that apple?"
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Eli is a badass who is a Fucking Goat at Basketball Baseball Football. If you make him he will he will Fucking Kick your Ass and when he is done he will piss on your ashes. He will kick your ass in Basketball Baseball And Football. DON’T FUCK WITH ELI OR HE WILL KICK YOU FUCKING ASS!!!
If you want to kick someone’s ass come see Eli on his online kickass videos at KICKASSCENTRAL.com
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Seems like a good guy until you have a thing with him and realize he is probably talking to like 5 other girls and leaves you on open 24/7 cuz he couldn't give a damn about you 👍also known for wearing groutfits and ugly ass vests
"Hey see Eli over there? Yeah his groutfit is hideous"
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Means god in hebrew ,high priest and defender of man.And is also lit.
Eli
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A cool ass nigga who likes to play on his ps4, he also is very cute and gets all dat coochie. Obviously has a girlfriend and swims in that pussy.
Jourdan: Yo is that eli?
Jon: yea he swims in da pussy!
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He has a huge dick and is frat asf. He can be found doing dabs in the bathroom.
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