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emo kid

An emo kid is someone who, because of his or her poor self-image, feels the need to segregate himself from the bulk of the society. By presenting a ridiculously exaggerated appearance of individuality, the emo kid bolsters his ego-centricity, thereby masking a sense of alienation behind the mirage-like appearance of self-solidarity.

Emo kids, who are sometimes referred to as "whining children", derive their sense of identity against that which is outside the narrow "emo" canon of thinking. They are often viewed as pests by those with a sense of self-confidence.

Identifying characteristics include badly written poetry, the perception of talent where no such talent exists, be it in self or admired "artists", a style of dress that reflects the ill-sophistication of a parrot's hierarchy, and a general lack of awareness as to how the world really works and how things actually are. Generally speaking, emo kids understand the world by comparing it to a childishly unrealistic system of ideals.

Emo kid (unisex): "Once I took 8 Tylenol and slit my wrists sideways. My parents took me to the hospital in their BMW* and the doctors sent me to a psychiatrist, but I don't take the pills he gave me because I hate the pharmaceutical industry, it's so corrupt and evil. Lets go down to Cafe Bean and write haiku on our laptops."

* The VW Jetta is also quite common in this scenario.

by Ped March 29, 2006

17๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


emo kid

Well as far as i read, all the definition of "emo kid" were by...you guessed it, emo kids. I personally don't care that you are "in touch with your emotions" and are "loving towards one another". I'm going to hate you because I'm a close-minded, sadistic mother fucker and I hate emos. I really hope you die.
Oh, and for those of you that put that difference between "cool" emos and "gay" emos, then preach about how you shouldn't label people, congradulations, your a hypocrite...pussies.

"Woot im an emo kid, I say Im sad and post blogs on forums telling people im sad. I have no problems in my upper-middleclass suburban life but i make shit up anyway. I love attention, and mascara. I love a good mascara."

by Sadisticity May 31, 2006

16๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


Emo Kid

One who walks around moping with a pouty face. Usually expresses him/herself 'artistically' by writing depressing 'emo' songs, writing depressing 'emo' poetry, or drawing depressing 'emo' pictures. usually has a notebook and/or guitar with him/her at all times.

male forms usually have long hair that covers about 3/4 of their face and attracts a lot of the ladies. they wear t-shirts from hot topic with such depressing artists as kurt cobain and pablo picasso on them. male forms may also have different girlfriends for different days of the week, as they believe that the more broken relationships they have, the more bad whiny ideas they have for their emo art.

female forms usually have emo kid glasses. they wear dark clothes and are (generally, but not always) self mutilators. they like to whine about how their mom abuses them and they live in a broken home. often, they also date different people of the week for inspiration. emo females are not as common as emo males.

if you ever see an emo kid, watch out. not only are they dangerous to your mental health, but if you get too close to them, they are likely to base some of their emo depressing art on you.

"oh my god, i can't believe you broke up with george! he's such an emo kid, he's probably going to carry his guitar with him for the next week!"

by omgzlykewhoa May 1, 2005

20๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


emo kids

There are two varieties of Emo Kids:

1. Common "Emo" Kid
Listens to a crappy music ripoff genere called Emo, has no genitiles, writes the suckiest poetry, cuts themselves over moronic things, cries in dark corners, and have no sense of self Value and is generally goth-like. But goths are better than these scumbags.

2. Rarer Emo Kid
This is the kind that was INTENDED. Usually wears black, but is pretty nice in general. Still listens to crappy music though.

Two types of emo kids

Common "Emo" Kid: Gawd life sucks, like the most eternal abyss in hell, like my lost love of my life, my blood, and my soul. *Cries like a fucking baby and cuts self* I will now listen to dashboard confessional since it is the only thing that understands my pain...

Rarer Emo Kid: *listens to dashboard confessional and walks on*

by Anaria1000 September 23, 2005

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emo kid

Ive read some of the other diffinitions for this class and i really liked what i saw from thier difinitions. Emo is all about doing what you want. Its not about being over dramaticle and over emotional, thats part of it but its more about expressing what you really want to express about yourself and no more. Its most closly related to goth. But people say that they dont call themselves emo or goth or prep, etc., but by saying a true emo woudnt, arent woudnt you be contridicting your self? So an emo kid is just a label put on a list of rules that happen to not be very limited, but at the same time restrict what people think or say. If people want to really follow what these sites suggest to be emo, then dont allign your self with any social class what so ever. The only class you should be in is Your Self. So be true to yourself no matter what that means!!! I dont support being gay, but if thats you hay, run with it. I'm a christian, so i think you should follow God, but even the choice of your religion should be what you really feel like. (its not confillcting with your self if you go with christianity) EMO IS JUST A DUMB TITLE!!!

Playes the Emotional Card while still sticking with what he/she feels. emo kid

by the_saint_dante May 31, 2006

13๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Emo Kid

a miserable piece of shit person who listens to shitty pop punk and cries them self to sleep because they should be shot to death with an unloaded gun

I FUCKING HATE EMO KIDs!!!!!!!!!!!

by emo hater March 4, 2004

46๐Ÿ‘ 100๐Ÿ‘Ž


emo kid

Emo kid /// just look up queer, idiot or fag

quit yer fucking whinning you damm emo kid, yall need to be put into a war or something to straigten you out. damm

by n.bishop November 16, 2006

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