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When you pop open your chapstick only to find that, inexplicably, the wax has fully extended itself out of the base, bearing a disturbingly similar appearance to a dog's erect penis
Person 1: "Hey can I borrow your chapstick?"
Person 2: "Okay here"
Person 1: "Thank y--aww, god!!"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Freakin' chapstick erection."
Person 2: "Oh, sorry. Not sure how that happened."
Person 1: "Eh, it's alright. Was anyone looking?"
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When you have an erection that is larger than your normal erection.
Man, I really love it when I have a super erection.
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1.n.a feeling of bliss in your head when you connect with somebody in a way you never connected before 2.n. feeling of an erection except for mentally not physically
man when i was talking to that girl a couple nights ago we just connected i got a mental erection.
When you take a shitty hot pocket and put it in the litter box for the cats to use.
"Did you pick up all those cat erections?"
"Did you put the cat erection in the litter box?"
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When your Female partner acknowledges that you get it up but won’t do anything about it
Me: “You aight man? You seem disappointed. Married friend: man it’s been rough, haven’t hit it in 2 weeks. Me: Damn man ur old lady is such an Erection Denier!!
what you see while heading towards downtown tallahassee, florida from the governor's square mall. the new capital building, then the 2 small round buildings on both sides. therefore, looking similar to an erect penis.
coming up the road, the tallahassee erection is in sight..
When the man spanks the woman's ass with his penis.
Somedude:"I erection paddled my girlfriend last night!"
Someotherdude:"No way man, thats awesome!"
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