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The best fucking band in the fucking world.
I saw the dillinger escape plan on the plea for peace tour, they slayed.
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Sexual act in which the girl is being fucked with her hands handcuffed behind her back and where the keys are inserted anally. Then after fucking, she has to get to freedom herself.
Last night, I gave her an Escape from Asscatraz
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Sex game usually played by gay men where one goes down on the other and has to make him come but dodge it and not get any on him, thus escaping the humdrum.
Hey Chris I'm in the mood, let's go escape the humdrum!
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Escaping from an unwanted discussion with someone on facebook by leaving facebook and pretending you never saw the incoming message because of the 5 minutes lag when logging out.
That random dude started talking to me on facebook, I had to offline lag escape.
Insanely awesome math-metal/hardcore band. See kick ass
There's no other way to describe them.
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When you fuck a girl who has COVID but you don’t get the virus from the doing the deed
Me: I fucked your mom last night dude.
My poor friend: She’s in isolation for Covid dude, get tested!
Me: Im negative, pulled an Escape from Wuhan on her
The act of bypassing the elevator area at work, despite initial intentions of using it, because of a person / group of people loitering that you do not wish to associate or make small talk with.
Often the subject will use the plausible backup excuse of going to the toilet only to re-emerge when the coast is clear.
Man, I had to use the ole 'elevator escape clause' to bypass my boss. I like her and all, but we have nothing to say to each other. And the lift takes freaking ages to arrive to our level.
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