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A kid that when he has his bangs down and not swept to the side looks like a bar code, somewhat Filipino and has worn a Vietnamese rice farmer hat screaming "ching chong" cause he's uncultured
"Hey, you know that kid Ethan?"
"Yeah last time I remember wasn't he dating Ashley"
"Oh dude, I gotta go tell Monolith about this"
Ethan is somebody you will fall in love will and miss your classes just bc his good looks he is a shy boi but he touches you a lot he has blonde hair and hot freckles that just make him stand out in your eyes as he will always say "that's what she said"
He will always be there for you. If you ask him something he will try his best for you. He likes video games, football and cricket. If he is your friend then you are the luckiest person alive. Can seem quite odd to outsiders but if you know him you will understand.
Ethan is my G
An all-around perfect gentleman who never ceases to surprise and amaze you. The kind of guy who you swoon over and who makes your heart melt into a puddle when he looks your way. A boy that really knows how to treat his girl with dignity and respect and who always makes her feel important and loved.
Ethan is the best kind of boyfriend any girl could ask for.
Ethan is one of the nicest and funniest people you will ever meet. He isn’t a big social media person but he will listen when you’ve got something to get off your chest, if you’re with an Ethan, never ever let him go.
Omg did you meet the new guy. He’s Ethan, he’s so funny and sweet.
A truly amazing guy. But he has a cock the size of a weee little grain of rice. And is very easily annoyed and can be a dick.
I had sex with this guy he had a dick the size of Ethan
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