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The act of cutting a circle threw a watermelon just enough to fit your cock threw and either you or your partner will use it on you like a fleshlight
Me and Wendy got freaky last night she decided to use a watermelon sugar(et) on me
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Literally: "Truth and Justice and a ton of sex," and refers to people whose Drive and Passion for the pursuit of Truth and Justice turns into really great passionate hot driven sex when they meet another person with the same drive. In other words when two Veritosexuals (people turned on by a sense of Truth/Justice in the other) meet then there is a distinct chance that their Passionate sense of Veritias and Aequitas will lead to passionate epic sex, Perfututas! Often happens with activists and public defenders.
Q. Hey Wild Man, how was your date with that public defender detective last weekend?
A. My goodness, it soooo went Veritas et Aequitas et Perfututas so quickly, its like instantly we had total trust for each other, and we were fucking all night all weekend!
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text messaging multiple partners simultaneously.
Awwww shit! I sent Jack's text to Johnny
Better slow down, one at a time, menage et text can be trouble!
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man 1 -yo man my dick looks like et's finger but it stinks
man 2 - oh dude you got laid last and have an et stink finger lawl
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Alr so this phrase is spanish for ‘Go get ur ass off ur cheap ass gaming seat and why don’t u go find some bitches?’
In other languages, (for example this phrase is also arabic) it means ‘suck a poop out of ur grandma’ sheesh
(my sources inform me that this phrase is actually german, and means lick a spatula.)
person 1: Oh shit! u gon get raped by my grandma, u better go finish that geography shit!
person 2: Ora Et Labora toaster nugget!
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Dishwashing Soap and Tape Backup Software. (i.e. Get a clean Backup or Clean your backup tapes)
Originally expressed as Palmolive et Veritas, however, Madge (the Palmolive saleswoman) was mostly too hands on and Lux was therefore considered more generic.
"There are parity errors on our backup tapes. Tell operations 'lux et veritas'!
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French for 'God and my right'
Found on th Royal Coat of Arms for the United Kingdom.
Used by Henry V, because he spoke French and was also the King of France.
First used by Richard I in 1198 as a password, where he defeated Phillip II at The Battle of Gisors; Richard believed that he owed his Kingship to no other, than God.
Dieu et mon droit - UK
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