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noon under dusk every saturday

Another way of saying send nudes

Boy: Hi
Girl: Hey
Boy: Noon Under Dusk Every Saturday

Girl: What?
Boy: NUDES

by Balla13 July 12, 2018


Every stick needs a carrot

A statement demonstrating that some nouns can not subsist without a modifier. A stick simply can not exist without an essence of gum-ness or match-ness or in this case, carrot-ness, whereas a carrot can exist without an essence of stick-ness.

Bobby: I’m going to bomb my exam today.
Sue: What class is it in?
Bobby: What does it matter?
Sue: Well Bobby, every stick needs a carrot.

by Taloosa April 23, 2008

2πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


First time every time

The quote that basically teaches students that you better stfu and behave before a teacher rapes you. Tries making a teacher sound like a bad man

β€œWe do things first time every time! I don’t want to correct your behaviour scholars!”

by SuckMyDick4Ever February 24, 2019

3πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


i want you in every way possible

Meaning you want them sexually meantally emotionally and physically

I want you in every way possible

by GSOTO April 26, 2017


man and boy, every last one of them

A sarcastic retort made during a chaffing tongue-in-check conversation, which pokes fun at a jocular unsubstantiated incorrect summary of an entire group of people

chap1: Did you see that guy balance on a toilet, upside down, with his legs chained together, with his head in a football, playing a 12-string guitar and singing "I Did It My Way"?
chap2: Bah. Street artists. They're all the same. Trying to fleece you for bag of crap performance.
chap1: Yea. They're all the same. Man and boy, every last one of them.
chap2: And another thing, the toilet wasn't even plumbed in - it wouldn't have flushed ...
chap1: Yea. Plumbers. They're all wasters. Man and boy, every last one of them.

by noddy330 June 23, 2009

31πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Every level in the Backrooms I can name

Tutorial
Habitable Zone
Pipe Dreams
Electrical Station
Abandoned Office
Terror Hotel
Lights Out
Thalassophobia
Cave System
The Suburbs
Field of Wheat
Endless City
Matrix
The Infinite Apartments
Paradise
Futuristic Halls
Altered Topography
Memories
Attic Floorboard
Warehouse
Numbered Doors
The Petrified Garden
The Moon
Arcade!
Otherworldly
The Bunker Springs
Stormstone Keep
Skating Rink
Sewer System
An Empty Car Park
The Airport
Welcome to the Jungle
Fold Point
The Enchanted Forest
Roller Rockin' Pizza!
Draining Darkness
Abyss Inc.
Trenches of Grime
The Moribund Highway
Swamp Waters
Bakery Desire
The Eater
The Road Trip of Affliction
Void Basement
Gallium Caves
Zoological Office
Sunken Submarine
Motion
Downtown Diner
Ghoul Town
Silent Sounds
Mall or No Mall?
Singularity
Math Class
Skazka
Do I Have To Name This Sh*t?
Bee of the Bird of the Moth
Golden Gai
Historical Horde
The Garden of Eden
Standing Ovation
Distorted Hotel
Oneiric Forest
Home
A E S T H E T I C
Halls of Chalk
Archaeology
Lotka Lake
Demoscene
Unrecognized Landscape
Hotel Vymir
The Level Without Form
National Park #474
Inconvenience Store
T.B.R.H
Pit of Despair
The Maze, The Creatures, The Monster
Meet Me At The Moon, My Beloved
Welcome to Hell
Sea of Bones
Scribe's Trauma
Resting Grounds
SENSORY DEPRIVATION
Lost and Forgotten
Belly of the Beast
Kitty's House
Reality Aligned Houses
The Horizon Ascent
Zenith
Island of the Void

And that is Every level in the Backrooms I can name. :)

by pdtd April 10, 2022


every man for him self

the first thing says when the last potato chip is in the bag.

"Hey boys there's ONE MORE potato chip in the bag, get it fast before I do!"

" Every man for him self!"

*boys run very fast and sanic theme plays*

Troll Mom: 'Hahahaaha it's me mom and now I eat potato chip because I'm a bastard"

"f u troll mom"

by Smexsher the Skull November 8, 2018

1πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž