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A salty clash Royale player who is short and likes touching your children and minors (specifically boys) in spots that make them lose their virginity while it makes him extremely aroused.
Oh my god look it’s Ewan Ding Dale Smith Berry Dingle touching another 2 year old.
This guy tends to go for girls who like to get drunk. He then uses his power while they are sleeping. His dad drives round in white vans and invites kids in by offering them hotdogs. he lives on a farm and loves little girls just like his father.
See that guy over there, he’s definitely a Ewan Edwards
Probably (definitely) the best person you will ever meet in your whole life, with an amazing sense of humour and a level of maturity unbeknownst to all of man kind until he was born; Ewan is an all around excellent geezer.
(He also owns all the women including your mother)
BMW Merchant, (drives a fiesta)
Ewan Millican: "Love The One Series, Hate the mrs"
"I really want a BMW" *cries*
The biggest bender you will ever meet. He is always egotistical and brags about the size of his cock all the time
that guy is such an Ewan Hanley
That one time Ewan almost killed us in December after going to his barbecue
Person 1 - "Hey remember that one time we had Ewan disease"
Person 2 - "Oh yeah, that shit sucked"