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What Protestants are, essentially. The "faith" they believe in no more than a crock of shit passed off as a religion.
Protestants are a flimsy fucking excuse for a religion.
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Too Tired To Tag The Timer
Can be used to describe how tired you were as you try to explain to someone else that you set your alarm but forgot to turn it on.
(Note: Good for cutting tension if your boss is mad at you for being late for work)
Boss: You have five seconds to give me a legit reason as to why you were late for work before I fire your ass!
You: (Use the Six T Excuse! Use the Six T Excuse!) Sorry boss, I guess I was Too Tired To Tag The Timer
Boss: *Smirk* Aww, you're lucky I like you! Now get outta my site.
You: Yessir!(You mean I'm not fired?...Sweet deal!)
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The full phrase is "Excuses are like asses; everybody's got em." There are many variations on this phrase; for example, some people may add "and they all stink" to the end, or change "asses" to "assholes." The phrase appears to have evolved from the related phrase, "Opinions are like assholes - everybody's got one."
"It wasn't my fault I was late, the traffic was bad!"
"Excuses are like asses. Everybody's got em, and they all stink."
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an excuse you can always use for any situation where you don't want to do something. it's solid even when it's not true and no one can call you out on it
She went on a trip last weekend without her kids but now she's saying she can't go out because her kids are her top priority.
She said "my kids take precedence over everything. period. sorry not sorry" So lame because she gets her kids watched when she goes out on girls nights or takes those weekend trips. No excuses for those plans
Yea bru it's just like when I don't want to meet up with someone and I say i have to work...those fall back excuses are solid.
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what yokels say before they utter a 'cuss word'
Excuse my French, but I would like to fuck a bitch,
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when you tell a sexy women to move out ure way and in doing so impress her at the same time with this fabulous word.(that i made up)
In a club
(you)s-excuse miss,
(lady)would you like a dance
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A shortened version of the saying "excuses are like asses - everybody has one."
"I told him excuses are like asses, and that he better have the job done by tomorrow."
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