hockey guys

Often extremely hot, but always extremely horny.

If you walk past those hockey guys, I'm sure you'll see more than their hockey stick coming up through their pants.

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hockey hands

A horrible smell that emits from your hands after playing hockey. Even washing your hands will not kill the odor.

Jeremy returned from hockey and touched me with his hockey hands, gross!

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Hockey boys

The hottest type of athletes

Omg hockey boys are so hot

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hockey punch

v. When someone pulls the back of another person's shirt over their head & punches the person in the gut.

"See, that's another new thing. If you use a contraction before a preposition, you get hockey punched."

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couch hockey

Teenage kissing, petting or intercourse on his/her parents couch.

Brad and Angelina were caught playing couch hockey.

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Hockey Players

EXTREMELY good looking, most go to a preppy high school, wear lulu lemon, have sexy hair, and pull bitches. Attract a certain type of girl, but all the ladies love em and the guys wanna be em. Hockey players are hands down the sexiest people alive.

Cam: Yeah I know, but she gets with all the hockey players.
Ella: How could she not, if I could I would too!

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Drunk hockey

Typically a college phenomenon but can also extend to the postgraduate years, drunk hockey consists of getting drunk and playing a hockey video gme from EA Sports or 2K Sports

I pregamed hard but every frat house around here was closed, so I came back and popped in NHL 12. I proceeded to play drunk hockey