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Facebook

A highly addictive time-waster, usually used by older people to track their prey.

"I...I was on facebook, where he told me he just wanted to be friends..." Said Billy after the rape.

by Vlad Emeer September 28, 2009

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facebookivity

(n) The opposite of productivity, marked by an excessive use of facebook.

Man, I have a ton of homework to do... time for less facebookivity.

by jhambone March 14, 2010

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facebook

An addicting website for people in high school and up where stalkers tend to reside due to the massive amounts of information about a person that can be found on a persons page
warning:parents and other unwanted family members tend to like this website also and may find and add you

Gigi:omfg!! i found that really hot guy from class on facebook last night!! I also got his number, email, and screen name
Naomi:omg dude! thats awesome!!

by bored723 February 25, 2009

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Facebooking

Being on www.facebook.com all day at work, after work, before work, during sleep, while taking a dump, at school.

Synonyms: myspacing, hi5ing, friendstering

1. Sorry boss, I couldn't finish the assignment cause I was busy facebooking all day.

by Raman L March 6, 2007

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facebook

1) noun; An online network for college students and faculty at certain universities. A student can create his/her own profile which may include a picture, highschool background, interests, and classes. A facebook member can create a friend network of other members on facebook, as well as join or make any facebook groups he/she desires.

2) verb; It can be used in any tense, referring to the action one does when one uses the facebook.

1) Dude, that chick's on the facebook!
2) Mm-mm, girlfriend. I ain't meetin' nobody I don't know off that facebook.
3) Aaah! I need to facebook!
4) Becky, have you facebooked lately?
5) Hey, sorry I didn't answer the phone when you called - I was facebooking.

by rocksteadygpc November 7, 2004

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Facebook

An excellent website for stalking people you find attractive and judging the popularity of others. You can try make yourself look cooler by puting up about 30 photos of yourself at every social event you went to, and making "friends" with everyone you might have glimpsed at.

Jimmy's mom: Facebook sure is great. It allows you to contact all of your old friends and make new friends!

Jimmy: Oh yea...right...

by Dillweed2 June 26, 2010

16๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


facebook

The "walmart" myspace or generic myspace. Cheap pointless crap. A place where you add people from your past that you can't remember why you stopped talking to them until you start to speak with them again.

"Are you on facebook?" No I had an account for 5 seconds but deleted it.

by rvn76 March 31, 2008

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