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When you fuck a girl on her period and she starts queefing
“Wicked crimson falcon babe!!”
A girl of a certain class, of a certain intelligence; one who knows what a falcon wants, what a falcon needs, and won't settle for less.
She owns this room. Look at her doing the Kitty Cat Shuffle. She is SUCH a Hot Falcon.
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When you rack a line of blow off a transexual's penis
Yuma gave this tranny the falcon perch.
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To walk everywhere you want to go
Jim: Hey Bob, heard you lost your licence
Bob: Yeah, now I take the foot falcon everywhere
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(Fal-cone Pawnch)
Verb: Shouting "Falcon Punch!" when you punch some one.
Noun: A massively powerful and destructive punch made famous by Captain Falcon, the main character from the F-zero game and anime series; characterized by a giant flaming falcon surrounding Captain Falcon's fist when he uses it. The falcon punch is so powerful that if 2 falcon punches collided, the universe would divide by 0 and implode upon itself.
"Haha, you just got Falcon Punch-ed!!!"
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The most dangerous creature known to man. It is a falcon that lives in the sea with a 8000 foot wing span, gills, and a fin. It can breath fire and shot laser out of its eyes. The Sea Falcons favorite food is kittens, lambs, babies, and humans. There is no such thing as night, just sea falcons flying. If anyone ever tells you that they have seen a sea falcon they are lying because they would be dead, the sea falcon sees you before you see it. The only way to kill a sea falcon is a gold bullet to a heart, but the catch is that they don't have hearts. The only other way to kill one is to make it listen to the entire Bleed America album by the band Jimmy Eat World, this has never been done.
Holy shit I think that up there in the sky is a Sea Falcon ahhhhh.
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Guy who, when he kicks people hard enough, it sure as hell sounds like he's swearing!
Captain Falcon: "F***in' KICK!"
Mario: Wahahahahaha!!!!! (ping)
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