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Alternate word for 'fuck off'. Safely usable around parents, teachers and Christians.
Christian: Praise the Lord!
Me: Far-coffee!
Christian: I beg your pardon?
Me: What? I only said the coffee is far away, calm down.
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Federal Aviation Regulations that are being read at night as a remedy for insomnia.
When I can't sleep I just have a little bit of FAR tea and I'm out in minutes.
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when you see a girl far off and she's hot but when you walk by she an ugly bitch!
(you see a girl far off) I boned her last night)
you: I boned her last night
(she comes closer)
your friend laughs
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Love at far sight, though similar to 'love at first sight' differs in that the initial attraction dies once its object comes into proper view.
From across the room I saw him standing by the bar. He looked at me, and I looked at him, and it happened. You could feel it.
It was only when he holled me over to buy me a drink that I realised that it was less crush and more crash. I guess you'd call it love at far sight.
East Bay pop-punk 'till the end.
The Story So Far are one of the best bands ever!
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When a person has been so absorbed in what he/she believes to be true, that no amount of reality, logical or factual explanation or actual proof, to show them that their believe is 100% wrong, will convince him/her otherwise.
The acronym "tfg" is mostly used. (Especially used in political discussions)
Your logical explanation of the facts are falling on deaf ears, because he is too far gone!
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A game with a wonderfully realistic world, where you can repair cars with a screwdriver, cure bullet wounds with a syringe, where checkpoints you blow up have magically been rebuilt when you pass there again (all the people there are reanimated, too).
Seriously now, despite these things being true: it's an FPS made by Ubisoft Montreal, and despite the name it has NOTHING to do with Far Cry, the game by Crytek.
Person 1: "Hey, you said you knew how to fix cars!"
Mechanic: "Yes, I do. In Far Cry 2 at least."
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