ferret tits

Tits that are long, thin and droopy. They appear as though there are two dead ferrets hanging from a woman's chest. See sock tits.

Dude 1: Man, that chick is hot. Why don't you run wing man with her friend so I can take her back to the hotel?
Dude 2: Fuck that! That bitch has ferret tits.
Dude 1: I know she has ferret tits. That's the one I want.
Dude 2: You're sick, Tony.

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chutney ferret

Oily Rag i.e. Fag

My Mate Dave

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ferret out

to uncover something by investigation

I was asked to ferret out the cause of the leak in the pipes.

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scruff the ferret

The act of masterbation, male or female

"I'm gonna go home and scruff the ferret".

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ferret hair

a mohawk that is not spiked up and looks like you picked up a dead ferret of the ground and put it on your head.

Dude! CJ has such ferret hair!

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gommel ferret

One of the most harsh vulgar slang words that most people don't even know. It basically combines cunt, dick, retarded, asshole, queer, and dumbass all into one word

"What did you just do you gommel ferret!"

"He didn't ask her to the dance, he's a gommel ferret"

"Why are you being so mean to me, ya gommel ferret!"

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Arse Ferret

Its a game where a little bit of ferret food up your ass and the ferret searchs it out.. (David swain was the guy who co-founded this game and sadly was the first and last person too see the ferret. )

* A party gone WILD*

random guy :" Hey dave whats that your holding?"

Dave :" A sexy ferret.. i have an idea....." ( * Grins*)

Dave: " Pass me that cheesey puff"

Random guy:"Why?"

Dave"just watch! I call it arse ferret"

Random:"Dude thats wrong!"

Dave: " it won't come out!?"

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